Jokes about can tabs are hard to pull off.
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👤︎ u/JessNei
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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My band's bass player was difficult to find

But I have no bass-is for comparison

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📅︎ Aug 01 2016
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Duck Call

Dad sees someone drinking a can of soda pop. He points to the tab on the top and says, "ever seen one of those used as a duck call?"

Invariably they'll say "no."

He'll pull the top off, slightly bend it several times, each time blowing a practice puff through it, and then put it to his mouth and yell....

...."HERRRRRRRE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!!!"

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👤︎ u/lautzy
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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