I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Hello Guys!
So a bit of a backstory, i'm a UI / UX Designer and absolutely love playing & watching Counter Strike. I've spent more than a thousand hours watching Pro Matches from the last 2-3 Years. When I saw the new post by the IEM Cologne Staff about their new HUD redesign, i was excited to see what they had done, & for the most part, i liked what they did. But alot of people on this Sub didn't seem to fully accept the new changes, & that got me thinking, that I should try to redesign the HUD with my humble experience as a UX Designer. It's only a personal project but I really enjoyed & put alot of thought into where & how things should be presented based on what I look for whenever I jump on an official Stream.
This is what I came up with -
Some Thoughts Behind the Decisions (You can Ignore them if you Don't Care) -
1.The very first priority I had was to meet the latest standard of always visible KAD stats. This is a newer addition in IEM's HUD but the Assist stats are not present, i wanted to incorporate that too because it's an important indicator of player impact. This is something I always look at first whenever I jump on a stream to see who is popping off & who is having a bad day. So the KAD stats are simple, easy to see & always there, even for players who are dead in the round. & Yes, it is KAD & not KDA specifically to show those perfect 007 Secret Agent Moments.
2.The other thing I really wanted to do was minimize the use of excess horizontal space because most TO HUDs always have the 2 longest items on the cards on the same x axis - The Name & The Weapon icon. i wanted to change that to shrink that horizontal size to make more room for what's on the screen.
3.Another important thing was Kill count of Current round, it's crazy we didn't have this feature as standard for a long time, but i really prioritized showing the Kill count of players who are dead in the round, which is done only in few Tournament HUDs.
4.The Top Banner also had a rework taking some inspiration from the latest IEM HUD, because i really liked the decision of incorporating the Tournament Name
... keep reading on reddit ➡For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
There hasn't been a post all year!
