Programmable - Phantasma Smart NFTs are created with the unique concept of NFT metadata divided into ROM and RAM

Programmable - Phantasma Smart NFTs are created with the unique concept of NFT metadata divided into ROM and RAM

Programmable - Phantasma Smart NFTs are created with the unique concept of NFT metadata divided into ROM and RAM.

The ROM data is immutable & cannot be changed by anyone.

The RAM offers a revolutionary layer of trustless programmability for devs & enables NFTs to evolve over time.

https://phantasma.io/phantasma-smart-nfts/

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Fully re-programmable 10 Hz hopper rom ( quad hopper rom ) youtu.be/anKL2vxxMGo
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CD-ROM of Digital Signal Processing with Field Programmable Gate Arrays by Uwe Meyer-Baese

Hi all,

I'm currently self-teaching using this book called Digital Signal Processing with Field Programmable Gate Arrays by Uwe Meyer-Baese. In this book, the author mentioned many examples using Verilog and lots of resources from the book's CD. However, I currently don't have the CD and his website is not working anymore. Anyone here have a version of this book CD? With my current knowledge, I find it difficult to reimplement many of the book's resources.

All helps are appreciated.

Thanks for reading.

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Looking for a programmable cartridge that I can load with rom(s) and play on an actual SNES. Does such a thing exist?

I'm tired of the input lag issues I've experienced with emulators. Any way to use original SNES hardware to play a downloaded rom?

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Can somebody help me implement a 16x10 ROM in a Programmable Logic Array?

I've been on this for way longer than I expected and I am just totally lost.

Here's the truth table: http://cl.ly/image/213c0N1M1s09

I've watched a few tutorials on creating PLAs, but for this one I'm a bit lost..

Here's what I have so far: http://cl.ly/image/0N3V0f2q1n1F

My apologies if it's ugly. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong, and how I should go about setting this up?

Here's my way of thinking

  • There are 16 Inputs & 10 different outputs

  • Each VERTICAL Line will represent every different input

  • For now, lowercase abcd represents bits 0000, d being the rightmost bit.

  • For each input, I map where each bit has "1," otherwise neglecting every bit that has 0.

..... This is where I get stuck. I don't know how to map the actual outputs (MW, MR, AcW, AccR, etc.).

Can someone correct my way of thinking? I obviously have something wrong but I just don't know what.

EDIT

Wait!! I think I'm getting somewhere!! Can someone tell me if I'm doing this right?

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What are this sda and scl lines for, to access the microcontroller or to programme the rom? reddit.com/gallery/ovelsr
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My latest addition: Onboard EEPROM Flahing of the ROM memory. ROM is located near the point the pen points to. So for new "firmaware" I do not need to take the ROM EEPROM from the board. I have an Arduino 28C64 programmer for sale. v.redd.it/cguf54jgemu41
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I am part of a team making a Mario 64 ROM hack which replicates the B-Roll beta version but has trollface textures. If you are a graphic designer or programmer your help would be appreciated discord.gg/9SNRZ5D9xu
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Ten Forward Weekly 1/20/2022
  • New lockbox ship The Veridian. The in-game version is smaller then the on-screen one, but its still the biggest ship in the game by far. They haven't tested running 5 of these in the Breach, but since its thinner then the ENT-J it fits
  • The model they got from CBS had all the parts and textures needed. Did need to fill some holes in the model that existed since you never saw that area on screen. The ship model for the show was built similarly to how they build ships for STO, so even the texture is basically the texture used on the show. The turrets on the ship will all target the target you have selected, and will dynamically move as your ship moves to keep on target. The turrets are the actual ship hard-points. If you use beam fire at will the turrets will all target the various targets.
  • STO ships have 45 default hard-points for weapons, and this ship just so happened to have 45 cannons, so it worked out. Cryptic is looking into applying getting this tech for the Veridian elsewhere in the game, but no promises
  • New weapons are plasma damage. Come with the ship(non upgradeable) and the Emerald Chain lockbox. Weapon pack also has a vanity shield for this ship's material.
  • Console - Universal - Programmable Matter Projectors: 20% increases canon damage. +24.2 starship exotic particle generator. 90* cone phys damage, disable impulse, -energy DRR. 180* targeting arc. 7371 physical damage. 49,533.4 physical damage over 15 seconds. -10 energy damage resistance rating for 15 seconds. Disables impulse engines for 15 seconds. 2 Minute recharge
  • Trait - Lash of the Chain: Periodically negate shared cooldown for cannon firing modes. The first cannon firing mode used negates the shared 15 second recharge time for cannon firing modes(45s recharge)
  • Ship class is Intel Juggernaut. Like a Dred but without hanger bays. While the ship was hollow in the show we never saw it launch fighters to justify making it have a hanger bay. The ship has a battle cloak
  • Veridian Juggernaut Array: shoots a giant plasma ball in front of your ship. Disables any ship it encounters.
  • Would love to do cross-play, but when STO's console version was made the various companies weren't cooperating with each other, and trying to do it now just wouldn't work since it wasn't built for it.
  • Jeremy wants to look into revamping Intel abilities, specifically the gather intel mechanic, at some point in the future. But he didn't have time to do it for this release.
  • New event ship: Fed/Rom
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when a ROM programmer have a decent sense of humour .
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Adding a blur effect (like on some OEM roms or iOS) to stock Android/LineageOS (I have root but I'm not a programmer)?

On some OEM Roms the manifacturer has added a blur effect behind the quick settings panel. I have also found two guides in how to do this but, the first was extremely outdated (for Android 4 I think) and the other one was outdated as well, with the addition of needing xposed, which I don't want to use because it causes my device to fail safetynet, breaking stuff like Netflix.

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Need an advice of experienced person. I need to replicate the ROM state of one board to another identical board. How likely am I to succeed in that? If feasible, what steps should I take? Thank you.
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TIL that in the 90's when Microsoft was unimpressed with a programmer's performance, they would threaten to reassign them to work on "Microsoft Dogs" an interactive CD-ROM to inform dog owners of the proper care and feeding for 500 different breeds of dogs. businessinsider.com/micro…
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Which FREE programme do you recommend fot doing a pokemon rom hack ?

Which programme do you guys recommend ? I can't put money in it so it has to be free.

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Anyone using 65C02-Tool to program the 6502 Computer EEPROM "in-place" directly from the host connected to the Arduino?

Hi all! My very first comprehensive post here in Reddit!

I started the 6502 Project about one month ago. It's going very well!

https://preview.redd.it/z1uqf890dcb81.jpg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4dd79752e33d2b39a46e158fbcb74840c33ba7

My setup is: Raspberry 4 ---(USB)--->> Arduino ---GPIO--->> 6502 computer

Disclaimer :-) not a native English speaker; if my wording is incorrect / harsh / whatever, I apologize in advance and I hope that you can figure out what I actually meant to say.

I have somewhat little ASM experience dating back to the Commodore 64 days, so I'd really like to use this setup to (re)start coding something on the 6502, add more electronics to the breadboard and enjoy :-)

Programming the EEPROM on the TL866 attached to the Raspberry is ok, but it also means that, for every change in ASM source code and resulting .BIN image, one must remove the EEPROM from the breadboard, seat it in the TL866, reprogram it (I use minipro) and eventually move it back to the breadboard. Pretty annoying!

While browsing this reddit, I found the 65C02-Tool (reddit, Github) written by user u/nectivio being what I was looking for! It features a very robust Monitor, clock generator / measurement, Peek, Poke, EEPROM Read and Write *from Arduino serial monitor UI* (can write from a single-byte up to a 64 bytes IIRC). Icing on the cake: you can program the whole EEPROM in one shot without removing it from the circuit!

The one-shot EEPROM "in-circuit programming" feature works by running a command-line utility in the Arduino-controlling device (Raspberry), that will send the ROM.BIN image to the Arduino that's running the 65C02-tool that will eventually program the EEPROM.

Monitor, Peek, Poke, Clock worked like a charm since I first tested such features. I could also read the EEPROM, but could not write to it from Arduino. Not a single byte I could be able to write from the Arduino 65C02-Tool UI. Write command said "OK", but the EEPROM was not actually written to. Lot of head scratching. Then I decided to connect my oscilloscope to the breadboard trying to understand if there was anything wrong with the addressing of the EEPROM when I was issuing the command for writing to it. I do not have a logic analyzer. I bought my scope just two months ago; still not very expert on using it

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[Digital Piracy] The rise of EMPRESS - How one woman turned the pirate underworld on its head, waged a solo war against the entire game industry (and won), went mad with power, started a messianic cult based on high school-level philosophy, and faked her own arrest to spite her rivals and haters

#An Introduction to Piracy

Most of us have torrented something at some point, whether it’s a game, movie, book, song or TV show, but just for those who haven’t, I’ll explain the basics.

When you go to a site like The Pirate Bay or Kick Ass Torrents, and click β€˜Download Torrent’, all you’re really getting is a link. Programmes like Bittorrent or Vuze are able to open those links, and will let you download almost any file, legal or not. But you’re not downloading it from a server somewhere, a website, or a single person, you’re downloading it from dozens, sometimes thousands of people at the same time, all around the world. Those are known as β€˜seeders’. And while you do that, other people are downloading the file from you. They’re β€˜leechers’. The original distributor of the file created that torrent, and submitted it to torrenting websites so that other people could find it, but once they’ve shared the full file once, they can break off their connection to the torrent.

This is known as β€˜Peer to Peer’ file sharing, and it’s the primary means of distributing media illegally, because it’s basically impossible to stop. If a website is hosting episodes of Game of Thrones, you can shut the website down. If a person is sending out files, you can sue them. But no company or corporation, however powerful, can stop a torrent (though many have tried).

Sharing a movie or a song is easy – you just distribute the file. It will work no matter who downloads it. But games are different. Since a game is made up of loads of files working in tandem and tangled up in a confusing spider-web of code, the developer is able to β€˜booby trap’ the game so that it doesn’t work when it’s copied.

For as long as developers have been doing this, savvy hackers and programmers have been working to undo it. When they do, the developers go back to the drawing board and come up with something smarter.

Cassettes were easily duplicated, so the industry invented consoles with more secure cartridges and built-in ROMs that could detect fakes. Pirates reverse-engineered the consoles to make their own duplicate consoles which could run both legitimate and fake copies. So the industry moved to CDs, because they had more storage space and could be fitted with new security features. Pirates cracked the CDs. Developers started requiring a game key, so pirates created key-genera

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Added a Hexadecimal Display and a Memory Banking System (2 Banks of ROM selectable by dip switches and 2 Banks of SRAM selectable by the programmer) v.redd.it/bepcvpof0p141
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My son is a programmer

I was asked to lob this tale over to here.

My kids wanted me to start sharing some of my stories from some of my old jobs on this Reddit page. Here is the background, 2003 I graduated from college with a BS degree in Telecom/Network Management. So …. I know a little bit about networking, computers, and other things in the computer world to be dangerous or helpful depending on the day. After graduating from college, the Computer/Networking job market all but dried up for a while. I had to take temp jobs where I can get them. Till I finally landed a field tech job, working as a full-time employee. I worked on, current at that time, major computer companies’ desktops, laptops, and servers. I had to get an A+, and each computer companies’ certification for all their system, so I can fix them. This means in about 2 months I knew a few things more on hardware and software on the computer system and Micro... well you know. While working at this company I became good at my job. I mean really good; I was number 2 Field Tech in the whole company in United State and number 1 in the Midwest.

Here is where my story begins, I was getting started with my workday. Going through all of the scheduled jobs for the day, finding delivered parts for each ticket. When my manager called me into his office. I walked into his office thinking I might have done something wrong. Nope, it was a phone meeting with one of the clients talking about the customer that has been giving them problems, they have sent her a two-replacement desktop and still, she is having issues getting on to the internet. She is blaming the computer and the provider because this all worked before, she had to get a new computer and DSL line, and she was wanting her dial-up and old computer back but is stuck with the new stuff. Back in this time DSL (Before cable modems) was still a big thing and dial-up is all but dead. (RIP Dial-up, you had served us well.) I agreed to do this since I know computers and network, and the client was happy with my work, and wanted me to do this call for them. When it was done, they wanted aΒ full report on what I did to fix the problem or not fix the problem.

The meeting was done and my manager had me follow him to grab the parts that they sent to get this issue resolved. I was thinking maybe a motherboard, RAM, and networking card. Nope, I got a motherboard, power supply, processor chip, RAM, extended video card, cooling fan, networking card, Hard drive, floppy drive, CD RO

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Advice on Repairing an NES cartridge (details in comments)
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Update TL866II plus Firmware?

❯ minipro -p AT28C256 -w nopt.bin

Found TL866II+ 04.2.86 (0x256)

Warning: Firmware is out of date.

Expected 04.2.128 (0x280)

Found 04.2.86 (0x256)

Erasing... 0.02Sec OK

Protect off...OK

Writing Code... 6.53Sec OK

Reading Code... 0.41Sec OK

Verification failed at address 0x0000: File=0xEA, Device=0xFF

For some reason when I try to flash the code to the ROM chip I am getting this above Warning and Verification failed. Any Idea what to do about this? I have been trying to figure out how to update the Fireware.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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Software written by NASA programmers was woven by female workers in factories using Core rope memory, the ROM used in the Apollo Guidance Computer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rop…
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N21 Results Discussion Megathread

Hello agaiiiin!!! This is the thread to discuss items related to the November 2021 results. Feel free to discuss your score here. Furthermore, please use the comments section of this post to discuss remarks, rather than creating individual posts. If there is significant demand, we will make a separate pinned post specifically regarding remarks

General Info

On January 2, 2022 12:00 PM (GMT) at https://candidates.ibo.org, you should be able to access your results "if the course coordinator allows" (new statement made this year). Your login details are your personal code (a code made up of 3 letters followed by 3 numbers ex. Ggz877) and a PIN (composed of 8 characters ex. RFPJNB27). If you forgot your login details, email your IB coordinator (or check ManageBac for them). Note that your IB coordinator will already have your grades by that point, as they can access them starting January 2nd 12:00 PM (GMT). The site does not always work using Safari, so you may want to choose another browser. Results are released in 15-minute intervals from 12:00 (GMT) based on the timezone of your school. Hopefully, everyone gets the grades they want! If you feel like helping the next generation of ib students, you can submit your courswork & grades to our IB Documents Exemplar Repository. Feel free to share your feelings and/or score below. Good luck and don't forget to change your flair to Alumni!

  • N21 Results Survey
  • Public, Editable Google Sheet to Share and View N21 Grade Boundaries (Note: Some people appear to be having issues accessing this from their phone, so you may need to use a laptop.)

Timeline (GMT)/Relevant Dates

January 2nd 12:00 PM - IB coordinators get everyone’s grades and can request services (such as remarks) and you may access results if your course coordinator allows

January 4th 12:00 PM - Release of component marks and grades to coordinators (i.e. marks on individual papers, IAs, IOs etc.) (ask your coordinators for them if you want them)

January 6 12:00 PM - Release of school, global statistics and results CSV files to coordinators

March 15 - Last date for requesting enquiries (remarks and such) upon results

*(Please note: We aren’t sure if they have extended certain deadlines due to COVID-19, so if you

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Which programm do you use to do hacks roms?

I want to do hack roms and I don't know how can I start to do it. Tutorials, programs...

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolicitedTitPics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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