Police Headquarters Puns

A list of puns related to "Police Headquarters"

Someone broke into the police headquarters!

They wrecked all the toilets. The detectives have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Tread softly.

A police officer radioed to headquarters: "Chief we've got a situation here. A woman just shot her husband for walking on a freshly mopped floor."

Chief: "Did you arrest her?"

Officer: "Not yet. The floor's still wet."

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👤︎ u/jukeefe
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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