Please don't touch my new tattoo. It's a little bit-saw.
Girlfriend was getting over being sick...
GF: I don't wanna keep feeling this poopy
Me: Hey, please don't touch any poop, it's unsanitary.
She actually laughed!
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GF: I don't wanna keep feeling this poopy
Me: Hey, please don't touch any poop, it's unsanitary.
She actually laughed!
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