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Please Don't Touch! Puns

A list of puns related to "Please Don't Touch!"

Please don't touch my new tattoo. It's a little bit-saw.
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👤︎ u/elliobot
📅︎ May 06 2017
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Girlfriend was getting over being sick...

GF: I don't wanna keep feeling this poopy

Me: Hey, please don't touch any poop, it's unsanitary.

She actually laughed!

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👤︎ u/TterbTterbeson
📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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