Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-26.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 26 update: 1740 New Cases, 2261 Recoveries, 63 Deaths, 30,717 tests (5.66% positive), Current ICUs: 405 (-13 vs. yesterday) (-15 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 20,190 (+3,708), 33,687 tests completed (3,061.8 per 100k in week) --> 37,395 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 14.1% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 15.93% / 17.93% / 19.28% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 2,347 / 2,809 / 3,525 (-357 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 3,206 / 3,812 / 5,586 (-455 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 5,231 / 5,782 / 9,035 (-620 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 5,368 / 5,830 / 9,058 (-515 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 5,830 (-53.7 vs. yesterday) (-3,228 or -35.6% vs. last week), (-1,720 or -22.8% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.77 - Historical
- Active cases: 56,929 (-4,637 vs. yesterday) (-27,337 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
To whom it may concern, Very recently I have happened upon some information of great interest to the Star Wars fandom and am looking for an appropriate outlet to expose this story. I am afraid I cannot release this information via any traditional avenues I have used in the past because Lucasfilm has recently ramped up their rumors security after suffering a humiliating blow following the "civil war" discourse of a few weeks ago. As it happens, there are in fact at this moment two separate war rooms designated specifically to smoke out where these leaks are coming from, one from the Filoni/Favreau camp, the other the Kennedy camp. I can assure you that if I were discovered to be disclosing this information by either party-- our department has taken to nicknaming them "headhunters"-- it would not only mean the loss of my job but that I would almost certainly be placed on a Hollywood blacklist for years to come. My career is very important to me and I would appreciate your utmost discretion in this matter.
Any ties to the traditional rumor outlets, Jedipaxis, MSW, Doomcock, etc, are simply off limits due to being under far too much scrutiny at the moment. The headhunters are relentless and very thorough. Yet, I somehow feel an obligation, almost a moral obligation to tell this story. I did some research and discovered your channel was already in the business of rumors discussion and, moreover, I felt there were certain, let's just say, "overlaps" in our creative preferences for the future direction of LFL. For some background on me: My real name is not Earnshaw Cook, but you can call me that for our purposes. I was hired on by Lucasfilm in what we now in the office refer to as "the Great Boom", which was a surge of staff hires made after the Disney sale in October of 2012. I was brought on in February of '13 as the department almost immediately got to work on concept art and story ideas for the seventh film, which ultimately became known as The Force Awakens. In retrospect, I should have seen these seeds of this civil war at that early stage, when Kennedy vowed to shred up the original Lucas sequel trilogy drafts almost out of the gate. But, I have to admit, I was new to the industry and as a lifelong Star Wars fan I was willing to do almost anything to live out my dream as a contributor of Star Wars content.
Filoni was adamant that the Lucas drafts be adhered to, if nothing else, out of respect for George's vision. But Kennedy convinced Iger that ther
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Background: In my story, after World War III ended in 2025, a plot of land and a mountain suddenly appeared in west coast of USA, north of San Francisco. It's around 100 x 100 km in diameter, connected to mainland US by a wide valley known as Pinewood Vale (since there are a lot of pine trees there). In that valley, a group of human refugees from the war and a pair of werewolves decided to settle there. The humans create a small settlement in the middle of the valley, while the werewolves create a small pack nearby, in the edge of the forest. Later, they discovered that the hill in the valley contains a lot of ores, like gold, silver, and more. The news spread fast. and more refugees from across the world coming to the city. Population growing so fast, and the economy of the city growing fast too.
So, is that possible for the city to grow that fast in around 40 years? FYI magic exist in my story universe, so it can also become one of the factor of rapid growing of that city.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
He’s the new temp.
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-10.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 10 update: 3945 New Cases, 2496 Recoveries, 61 Deaths, 62,308 tests (6.33% positive), Current ICUs: 411 (+2 vs. yesterday) (+59 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 95,540 (-3,882), 40,692 tests completed (5,046.5 per 100k in week) --> 36,810 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 26.7% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 23.85% / 22.18% / 22.34% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 3,815 / 4,652 / 2,544 (-292 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 7,234 / 14,210 / 7,583 (-5,942 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 9,698 / 18,820 / 11,344 (-7,736 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 9,706 / 18,848 / 11,348 (-7,755 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 11,885 (-553.1 vs. yesterday) (-2,188 or -15.5% vs. last week), (+10,691 or +895.4% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.82 - Historical
- Active cases: 140,523 (+2,701 vs. yesterday) (+10,216 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2P
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-08.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 8 update: 4249 New Cases, 2738 Recoveries, 26 Deaths, 71,481 tests (5.94% positive), Current ICUs: 394 (+12 vs. yesterday) (+39 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 104,277 (+4,053), 55,700 tests completed (5,399.2 per 100k in week) --> 59,753 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 30.6% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 23.99% / 22.88% / 20.35% - Chart
Other data:
- 7 day average: 13,118 (-726.1 vs. yesterday) (+622 or +5.0% vs. last week), (+12,063 or +1143.9% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.91 - Historical
- Active cases: 136,548 (+1,325 vs. yesterday) (+24,062 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 2,594(+122), ICUs: 385(+47), Ventilated: 219(+42), [vs. last week: +1,280 / +171 / +107] - Chart
- New hospitalizations (Week/prev week avgs.): 194 (134.4 / 52.4), ICUs: 35 (17.9 / 7.3),
- Total reported cases to date: 866,632 (5.80% of the population)
- New variant cases (Alpha/Beta/Gamma/Delta/Omicron): +0 / +0 / +0 / +0 / +0 - This data lags quite a bit
- Hospitalizations / ICUs/ +veICU count
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-12-16.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario December 16 update: 2139 New Cases, 2043 Recoveries, 43 Deaths, 49,189 tests (4.35% positive), Current ICUs: 277 (+8 vs. yesterday) (+43 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 28,959 (+19), 54,724 tests completed (3,838.0 per 100k in week) --> 54,743 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 4.42% / 4.10% / 3.27% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 1,515 / 930 / 515 (+715 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 2,021 / 1,382 / 845 (+780 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 2,418 / 1,673 / 1,048 (+906 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 2,421 / 1,675 / 1,054 (+906 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 1,672 (+138.3 vs. yesterday) (+557 or +50.0% vs. last week), (+1,084 or +184.7% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 1.26 - Historical
- Active cases: 14,065 (+1,399 vs. yesterday) (+4,872 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9Dj69YaiNQhvEpk81JHsyTACl0UXkWK5zfMNFe49Tq3VuN9Av-fuEZqV/pubchar
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-10.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 10 update: 3945 New Cases, 2496 Recoveries, 61 Deaths, 62,308 tests (6.33% positive), Current ICUs: 411 (+2 vs. yesterday) (+59 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 95,540 (-3,882), 40,692 tests completed (5,046.5 per 100k in week) --> 36,810 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 26.7% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 23.85% / 22.18% / 22.34% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 3,815 / 4,652 / 2,544 (-292 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 7,234 / 14,210 / 7,583 (-5,942 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 9,698 / 18,820 / 11,344 (-7,736 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 9,706 / 18,848 / 11,348 (-7,755 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 11,885 (-553.1 vs. yesterday) (-2,188 or -15.5% vs. last week), (+10,691 or +895.4% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.82 - Historical
- Active cases: 140,523 (+2,701 vs. yesterday) (+10,216 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2P
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-26.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 26 update: 1740 New Cases, 2261 Recoveries, 63 Deaths, 30,717 tests (5.66% positive), Current ICUs: 405 (-13 vs. yesterday) (-15 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 20,190 (+3,708), 33,687 tests completed (3,061.8 per 100k in week) --> 37,395 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 14.1% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 15.93% / 17.93% / 19.28% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 2,347 / 2,809 / 3,525 (-357 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 3,206 / 3,812 / 5,586 (-455 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 5,231 / 5,782 / 9,035 (-620 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 5,368 / 5,830 / 9,058 (-515 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 5,830 (-53.7 vs. yesterday) (-3,228 or -35.6% vs. last week), (-1,720 or -22.8% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.77 - Historical
- Active cases: 56,929 (-4,637 vs. yesterday) (-27,337 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-08.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario January 8 update: 4249 New Cases, 2738 Recoveries, 26 Deaths, 71,481 tests (5.94% positive), Current ICUs: 394 (+12 vs. yesterday) (+39 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 104,277 (+4,053), 55,700 tests completed (5,399.2 per 100k in week) --> 59,753 swabbed
- MoH positive rate: 30.6% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 23.99% / 22.88% / 20.35% - Chart
Other data:
- 7 day average: 13,118 (-726.1 vs. yesterday) (+622 or +5.0% vs. last week), (+12,063 or +1143.9% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 0.91 - Historical
- Active cases: 136,548 (+1,325 vs. yesterday) (+24,062 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 2,594(+122), ICUs: 385(+47), Ventilated: 219(+42), [vs. last week: +1,280 / +171 / +107] - Chart
- New hospitalizations (Week/prev week avgs.): 194 (134.4 / 52.4), ICUs: 35 (17.9 / 7.3),
- Total reported cases to date: 866,632 (5.80% of the population)
- New variant cases (Alpha/Beta/Gamma/Delta/Omicron): +0 / +0 / +0 / +0 / +0 - This data lags quite a bit
- Hospitalizations / ICUs/ +veICU count
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-12-16.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario December 16 update: 2139 New Cases, 2043 Recoveries, 43 Deaths, 49,189 tests (4.35% positive), Current ICUs: 277 (+8 vs. yesterday) (+43 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 28,959 (+19), 54,724 tests completed (3,838.0 per 100k in week) --> 54,743 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 4.42% / 4.10% / 3.27% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 1,515 / 930 / 515 (+715 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 2,021 / 1,382 / 845 (+780 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 2,418 / 1,673 / 1,048 (+906 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 2,421 / 1,675 / 1,054 (+906 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 1,672 (+138.3 vs. yesterday) (+557 or +50.0% vs. last week), (+1,084 or +184.7% vs. 30 days ago)
- Today's Rt estimate: 1.26 - Historical
- Active cases: 14,065 (+1,399 vs. yesterday) (+4,872 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9Dj69YaiNQhvEpk81JHsyTACl0UXkWK5zfMNFe49Tq3VuN9Av-fuEZqV/pubchar
