After several weeks of travel, and the same again in preparation - it has become time for the Coronation of Gaston. It was an affair that came at troubled times. The efforts of the Holy League, and the self-titled King of Italy, brought further strife to the tumultuous peace won by Gaston's installation as the divinely sanctioned monarch.
But still such events must occur, and must be done properly. Invitations went far and wide, to the relevant people, with notes, and acknowledgements of the matters at hand - many have been asked for parties on their behalf to be in attendance, rather than themselves, with the expectation of their non-attendance being considered an unfortunate reality, rather than a deliberate stub.
Most importantly, His Eminence Juan de Vera, the Archbishop of Salerno would be needed to conduct the Coronation. It would be he, that would place the Crown upon the head of Gaston. But he was not the only dignitary of the Church that would be expected:
- Lorenzo Cybo de Mari, the Cardinal, and Archbishop of Benevento, would be invited as both the one responsible for an exclave of the Papacy within the borders of the Kingdom of Naples, and as the Papal Legate to Aragon England, Castile, France, and Portugal.
- Amanieu d'Albret, the Cardinal d'Albret - the younger brother to the husband of Catherine de Foix, Gaston's cousin, and head of the other main branch of the de Foix dynasty.
- Guillaume Briçonnet, the Cardinal
- Raymond Peraudi, the Cardinal
- Pedro Luis de Borja Lanzol de RomanΓ, the Cardinal
- Francisco de Borja, the Cardinal
- Juan de Borja Lanzol de RomanΓ, el mayor, the Cardinal
- Bernardino LΓ³pez de Carvajal, the Cardinal
- Juan de Castro, Cardinal of Agrigento
- Jaume Serra i Cau, the Cardinal
- Juan LΓ³pez, Cardinal of Capua
- Federico di Sanseverino, the Cardinal
- Giovanni Antonio Sangiorgio, the Cardinal of Alessandria
- Antonio Pallavicini Gentili, the Cardinal, and Bishop of Pamplona
- Giambattista Orsini, the Cardinal
- Giovanni Michiel, the Cardinal
- Ippolito d'Este, the Cardinal of Ferrara
- Domenico della Rovere, the Cardinal
- Giovanni Colonn, the Cardinal
- Giuliano Cesarini, iuniore, the Cardinal
- Oliviero Carafa, the Cardinal
- Girolamo Basso della Rovere, the Cardinal
- Luigi d'Aragona, the Cardinal of AragΓ³n
- Marco Cornaro, the Cardinal Cornelius
- Antonio Ferrero, the Cardinal of Gubbio
- Gianstefano Ferrero, the Cardinal of
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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- Jobu β Joy Machine 07:01 124bpm
- Block & Crown, Sean Finn β Que Pasa (radio edit) 03:06 126bpm G#m
- Maickel Telussa, Patrick Tijssen β Locco (Original Mix) 05:43 125bpm Bm
- House Of Prayers, Crazibiza β Stomp (HOP remix) 04:31 123bpm Bm
- Dubbel Drop β Ecstasy (Dubbel Drop VIP Club Mix) 04:22 126bpm Dbm
- Block & Crown, Paul Parsons β Whenever U Need Me (Original Mix) 04:17 124bpm Abm
- Yasser Essam β Never (Original Mix) 05:25 126bpm Dm
- Block & Crown, Martina Budde β So Funky (Original Mix) 04:54 123bpm Bm
- Narda, Yakka β The World Today (Original Mix) 05:23 125bpm Bm
- Depth Phunk β Real Fellaz (Nomar Boltier Remix) 05:47 125bpm Fm
- Amorhouse, Tonix β In & Out (Original Mix) 06:28 125bpm Gbm
- Max Kilian, MWRS β Movinβ 02:40 124bpm Fm
- Block & Crown, Soulvation β Bittersweet Feat. Col Jones (Original Mix) 05:16 123bpm E
- Stephan M, Laurent Simeca, feat , DaviSax β Saxomatic (radio edit) 02:43 125bpm
- Alex Coast β El Son Del Mariachi (Extended Mix) 06:39 125bpm C
- Block & Crown, Bronx Cheer β Wating For Some Phunk (Original Mix) 05:15 124bpm Am
- Carlos Fas, Vicente Fas, Zetaphunk β Let The Groove (Original Mix) 05:44 124bpm G
- Sean Finn β Disco Revenge 2021 (Yvvan Back Remix) 03:21 124bpm Cm
- Paco Caniza β Dance Dance Dance (Original Mix) 05:51 123bpm C
- Martina Budde β Good Times (Radio-Edit) 02:57 122bpm Am
- Block & Crown β Born to Be Alive feat. The Soulboyz (Original Mix) 05:06 127bpm D
- JedX β Brighten Your Day (Original Mix) 06:46 128bpm Dm
- Nari, Stylus Robb β Was Made For Love (Original Mix) 05:25 126bpm E
- Block & Crown, Soulvation β Nasty Girls Feat.Supermodels From Sweden (Original Mix) 04:58 124bpm Cm
- Maickel Telussa β More Fiyah (Original Mix) 04:21 126bpm Gbm
- Paul Parsons β Young Hearts (Original Mix) 04:38 124bpm Dm
- Hard Rock Sofa, Jonk & Spook β House Music 02:59 124bpm
- Rubber People β Focus (Extended) 05:15 124bpm Em
- Back N Fourth β Best Friend (Piero Pirupa Remix β Extended) *03:42 125
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:
AterAlbus.it
F.A.Q. on AterAlbus (soyoudon'talwaysaskusthesamequestions)
18 September 2021 - by Antonio Corsa
Today, however, it does not inherit much, since there is no longer a strong "skeleton", or - if there is - it is not as strong.
Because for us it is not at all simple, not at very high levels, and what is stated in this anti-simplification article is valid.
Ours is not the absolute truth, but it is our thinking.
On the analyzes we do, which are always and only based on what we see on the field, and which are updated as the field returns different verdicts.
Our attitude is neither one of trust nor distrust.
JuventusNews24
Juve Primavera: Ledonne's evolution. He studies as a director with Bonatti
19 September 2021 - by Marco Baridon
Juve Primavera: the evolution of Ledonne.
He studies as a director with Bonatti: this is the path to maturity of the class of 2004 The first seasonal beats of Juve Primavera have put the growth undertaken by NicolΓ² Ledonne under the magnifying glass.
The note of merit must be given to Ledonne's position.
Bonatti is deploying him as a director in a four-man midfield, rotating the various interpreters with Omic and Bonetti.
And the agreement with Omic, seen with Napoli, is a good sign ... CLICK HERE FOR THE REPORT OF JUVE NAPLES SPRING
Juventus Under 17: Panic in Empoli to reconfirm himself as leader
19 September 2021 - by Giorgio Ferrero
After a best-in-the-field performance against Spezia, Panic wants to reconfirm himself as the leader of Juventus Under 17 also in Empoli Among the Juventus Under 17 players, the one who started the season with Juventus in the best possible way is definitely Borna Panic.
The Croatian attacking midfielder from Pedone was the best on the pitch in the first league match against Spezia and will also want to play the game against Empoli as a protagonist.
Pedone found a leader in midfield in the home match against Spezia: Panic turned on the light against the Ligurians, inventing for his teammate
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
BamBOO!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
