A list of puns related to "Phalacrognathus muelleri"
I have been looking to get ether 2 or 1 rainbow stag beetle/phalacrognathus muelleri. , I was wondering if a enclosure like this would be big enough for 2 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01LYNAAS7/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A31S8K8XFTNQB5&psc=1
and is it ok to keep stag beetles together, and since I'm in Scotland I was thinking about getting a heat mat for the enclosure, if that's ok for the beetles or if they need a overhead heating source. also are there any insects that are good to stay in the same enclosure as beetles.
sorry a lot of questions don't want to make a mistake with a living animal.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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