Theoretical Fizz-ics
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
A fizzician
I’ve never jelly’d my finger in a door before
It gets jalapeño business.
...when in reality, it’s actually a little chili.
But actually he loves pop culture.
He was a seasoned veteran!
They're seasoned veterans
"I have to live in a Sea Anemone to keep me safe from preditors"
Jelly Fish shows off its tanticles; "With fronds like these, who needs Anemones."
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
What ales you?
Because he didn't habenero!
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
jello
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
Scart issue.
I have to give it away now
She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.
Because it's pepper mint.
Now, I have spring rolls.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Gets jalapeño business.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
A seasoned veteran
because It didn't habenero . .
Gets jalapeño business.
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
Gets jalapeño business.
He's a seasoned veteran
He’s now a seasoned veteran
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
