Apparently I did it to my boyfriend, recently. The only difference I noticed was that he changed from thrusting to a grinding motion, which I thought was great. He told me after it was because he couldn't move any other way because my vagina had clamped down on his penis for a short amount of time. Just curious if anyone else has experienced it?
Apparently this happens to me 20F and my boyfriend 20M. It started when we lost our virginity. He was thrusting in and out with good rythm and then all of a sudden he stopped and started grinding. He told me that he was stuck and that he couldn't move in or out. It only lasted for a minutes and we were able to continue.
This happens everytime we have sex. Not that I'm complaining. TBH I find it kinda hot. But does this happen to anyone else?
This has been a progression for the last year which finally culminated in me speaking with my primary care doctor and my OB/GYN. Throwaway since many family and friends know my main account. I am hoping I’m not alone and maybe some of you have experienced the terror that is this form of Vaginismus and can relate. So far it has only happened with toys, but I’m now terrified it can happen with partners.
I love masturbation as much as the next sex positive person. I never had an issue with anything that wasn’t penis shaped. Orgasms have been okay, but I’ve been wanting more so I’ve splurged on some more... penis shaped fun. The first incident was about three years ago: I had a MINDBLOWING orgasm from a toy and was ready to take it out and get everything cleaned up... which is when the problem began.
I couldn’t remove my dildo. It literally felt like it was suctioned inside me. I tugged and it just caused a pain I had NEVER experienced in my life. I laid there on the verge of tears and within about 5-10 minutes it was like a pop happened and it was out. I threw said dildo away without a second thought and chalked it up to its shape and moved on.
Some more time went by and I was missing that amazing orgasm from before... so I got a slightly smaller penis shaped toy and indulged. Once again- an incredible orgasm and BAM it is literally fucking stuck. So I threw it out and kept on keeping on.
I have never had this issue with partners- I don’t usually orgasm from PIV alone, so there hasn’t been a situation where this could have happened. However, I love my toy time as much as the next person so between time with my partner I’d of course seek out new means of pleasure.
I had a more adventurous partner recently who wanted to indulge in some toy play. We went to a shop together and he picks out this... not really penis shaped large vibrator. We head back to his place and get to having fun when it happens- the big O. I am in pleasure for a few moments and after I am simmering down he goes to take it out with a bit more force than I would have.
It didn’t budge, but it felt like my insides were going to come out with it. The pain was out of this world- I’m in absolute hysterics, my partner is freaking out, and I’m pretty sure I’m dying. He goes to call 911, all the while this thing is still not coming out. Within 2min of the paramedics arriving, I’m in his arms finally relaxing and this fucking thing pops right on out. I am sore as all hell so he scrambles
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Apparently I did it to my boyfriend, recently. The only difference I noticed was that he changed from thrusting to a grinding motion, which I thought was great. He told me after it was because he couldn't move any other way because my vagina had clamped down on his penis for a short amount of time. Just curious if anyone else has experienced it?
