From what I've read, Paul Bilzerian (Dan Bilzerian's father) bought stock in a company, then tried to take over the company in an aqquisition and when failed to do so, sold all his stock in the company earning him millions of dollars in profit because of the stock price going up. How exactly is something like this illegal?
Hey guys! Do you know who was the famous instagram model that Dan Bilzerian had threesome with? He did tell Jake paul on the podcast
Big Mouth has probably the best cast of voice actors for any show that I've ever seen; at least, in my opinion. Along with the series regulars, there have been some great guest voice actors over the first 4 seasons as well. And since I'm so damn stoked about season 5 coming up, I've been thinking a lot about the possibilities for what may happen, and who may show up. Who would you be excited to hear from in the fifth season (and beyond)? I'll start:
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Bo Burnham. I've been a huge fan of his ever since Words Words Words, and I was beyond thrilled to watch him explode in popularity after the release of Inside. I think his particular sense of humor would be a great addition to an episode or two of the show, or even as a regular recurring character.
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Justin Roiland. He may be my favorite voice actor, just because I absolutely love his work on Adventure Time and Rick & Morty. It might be a little odd to hear him on Big Mouth, but it would definitely be exciting.
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This one might be cheating since it's more than one, but I'd love it if Nick Kroll could get the rest of the main cast from The League to make an appearance. Since Jason Mantzoukas voices Jay and Paul Scheer and Mark Duplass voice Jay's older brothers, it would be kinda cool if they got Stephen Rannazzisi, Katie Aselton, and Jon Lajoie to do an episode where we see some of the Bilzerians' extended family. Maybe an aunt & uncle and some cousins.
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Donald Glover. I've been a fan of his ever since his YouTube days with Derrick Comedy, and it's been incredible to watch his career explode the way that it has. I think it would be especially cool to bring him in as part of Missy's journey of self-discovery, maybe as a potential love interest, since they've already established that Devon and Missy are happier to just be friends.
So what do y'all think? I'd love to hear some other people suggested, and maybe some ideas for what they would do.
Hey all,
I live in Cali and Iβm looking to get started once again with online poker (I say βagainβ because I dabbled a few years back but then lost my job, went broke and had to stop).
I was using an old app back then (canβt even remember the name lol) and am now completely out of the loop in terms of the best online poker sites.
So two things first: 1. Is online poker legal in California? (I want legal poker sites only please)
- Iβd preferably prefer a site that also lets me play with fake money first so that I can get up to speed.
If it matters, my bankroll isnβt huge atm (Iβm no Dan Bilzerian, though Iβd love to be one day lmao).
So yeah, what you got for me Reddit??
Gracias in advance,
Paul
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
BamBOO!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Why
