Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredwardofox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My stimulus check came on St. Patrick's Day.

That's what I call luck of the IRS

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I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..

..the sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What happens when you annoy your friend Erin on St. Patrick’s Day?

Erin go β€œbrah”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call someone who isn’t Irish but becomes Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?

A lepricon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Last St. Patrick's Day I went out drinking, had a bit too much so I took a bus home.

That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shantron5000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlepips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Couldn't get out for St. Patrick's day......

So had quarantinis in the house instead!

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Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Punny Hashtag for St. Patrick’s Day

Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chompton23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Every year St Patrick's Day gets bigger

I think it might even keep on Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day,

I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lastartrek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cisforchristinaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.

That way, they'll have shamrocks.

If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauntering
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns

Give me some ammo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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(x-post from /r/jokes) I tried to redeem airline miles for a flight on St Patrick's Day

But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banana_Hammock_Up
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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St. Patrick's Day Dad Joke

Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawitontheweb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Here's a little St. Patrick's day Dad joke...

http://imgur.com/ybauBYJ

Log on to Facebook, look at the post from your father, cringe a little at your parents on Facebook, once you're over that... cringe at the joke, and finally revel in the always wonderful dad humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvontesla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Every year St Patrick’s day keeps on getting bigger

I think it might even keep on Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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