Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar at the same time...
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︎ Oct 10 2022
I heard Present Simple hates Past Simple and Past Simple hates Present Simple
One can even say they have tense harmony
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︎ Dec 15 2022
Can you name one of the uncontested happiest people on earth, past & present ?
Neil Armstrong
He once was over the moon.
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︎ Nov 23 2022
Why did the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future get kicked out of the club?
The place got pretty tense when they were there.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
The future, past and present had an argument...
It was in tense .
( you may have seen this post in r/jokes already because I posted it there too )
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︎ Jul 14 2021
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
It's intense tense in tents
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
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︎ Aug 12 2022
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
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︎ May 27 2022
The future, the past and the present walk into a bar
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︎ Mar 24 2022
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
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︎ Jun 02 2022
Past, present and future walked into a bar
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︎ Jun 03 2022
The past, present, and future walked into a bar.
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︎ Mar 08 2022
Present, past and future walked into the same room.
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︎ Feb 26 2022
The past, present, and future walked into a barβ¦
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︎ Nov 26 2021
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
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︎ Mar 03 2022
Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar
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︎ Mar 12 2022
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
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︎ Jan 20 2022
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar...
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︎ Jul 28 2021
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
The atmosphere was very tense.
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︎ Nov 01 2021
The past, the present and the future walk in to a bar..
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︎ Oct 14 2021
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Past present and future walk into a bar
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︎ Apr 29 2021
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar,
Things got a little tense.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar
And things got a little tense.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
The past, present and future walk into a room.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
The past, present and future walk into a bar
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︎ Mar 27 2020
The past, present and future walk in to a bar..
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︎ Feb 22 2020
The future, the past and the present walked in to a bar.
Things got a little tense
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︎ Aug 11 2019
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar
Things got a little tense
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︎ Oct 20 2020
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Past, present and future walked into a bar.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar...
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Time puns - The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
The past, present and future walk into a bar
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︎ Jul 11 2020
The past, present and future walk into the bar,
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︎ May 18 2020
The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What does the past present and future have in common?
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︎ May 13 2020
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar.
Things get a little tense.
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︎ Jul 10 2017
The past, present, and future went camping...
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︎ Feb 23 2020
The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The past, present, and future walk into a bar...
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︎ May 16 2018
The past, present, and future walk into a bar...
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︎ May 28 2018
Past,present and future walked into a bar
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︎ Dec 28 2018
The past the present and the future walk into a bar
Letβs just say it was tense
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︎ May 23 2018
The past, present and future walked into a bar...
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︎ Aug 18 2018
What happens if the past, the present and the future meet in a bar?
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