Papa John Puns

Now he's a pizza history

So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.

Girlfriend: Do you think Jimmy Johns would deliver here?

Me: I think his Dad may.

GF: His Dad?

Me: Yeah, Papa John.

So, I work at papa johns, and while I was making pizza, one of my managers yelled

"Someone catch the oven!"

To which I replied

"I didn't know it was running away!"

Groans were had, and only one person laughed