I visited my friend in jail the other day and there was a jailbreak.

Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.

One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.

I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."

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What do you call a wild panda?

Pandemonium!

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A panda gave birth at a zoo.

Let's just say there was a lot of pandemonium at that zoo.

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Why was the zookeeper fed up with the panda's antics?

Because he kept causing pandemonium.

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