Pain in the ass Puns

A list of puns related to "Pain in the ass"

My favorite toilet paper was discontinued. Nobody prepared me for how much of a pain in the ass it is to find a new favorite.
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👤︎ u/bensly
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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An evil proctologist would be a pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/BlueStonerT
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/akayomi
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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I lost the sex toy the other day, it was a real pain in the ass to find it.
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👤︎ u/akassh14
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Glute injuries can be a pain in the ass
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👤︎ u/atmanm
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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If you call something a pain in the ass, you’re just butthurt.
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👤︎ u/aprzn123
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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👤︎ u/averagepenisman
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Feeding a baguette to a donkey is a real pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/rawlingstones
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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A baguette in the butt is a pain in the ass.

Pain is the word for bread in French. I posted this to r/Showerthoughts which did not go over well

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👤︎ u/forcemon
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/Khacks
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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Diaper rash is a pain in the ass
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👤︎ u/Autrileux
📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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Went for a colonoscopy today

Right pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/deathfromradiator1
📅︎ May 29 2021
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I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..

All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!

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👤︎ u/NicholasMirth
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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I have been having prostate issues recently

It’s a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/obiterdictum94
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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What would happen if all the girls disappear from the earth?

It will be a pain in the ass. (O_O)

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👤︎ u/JackfruitConsistent5
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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can we stop with the diarrhea jokes?

it's becoming a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/-Jude
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"

His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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Somebody hired a hitman after me

He's a real pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/EtelanVetela
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper

It was a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/imkindaspiffy
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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The worst thing about having Piles is...

Its such a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Lower back pain is the worst,

it's a real pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/UzumakiChetan10
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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I dad jokes my dentist while she was actively working on me.

Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.

Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.

Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.

Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.

She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.

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👤︎ u/nodnarb232001
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What does a cop and a broken seat have in common?

They’re both a pain in the ass if you don’t park right.

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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The new Coronavirus rectal thermometer...

Is a real pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time...

That was a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/agronero1
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I got a steroid shot in my butt today...

It was a real pain in the ass...

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👤︎ u/Big-Daddy-Ferdon
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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I ate too much today and i feel constipated.

It was a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/Neutral03
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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“Why’s my butt so squishy?”

Because if it wasn’t, sitting would be a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/penelopili
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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If you think about it...

Pin the tail on the donkey is just a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/mcal572
📅︎ May 19 2019
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My friend asked me about the process of colonoscopy.

Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/Baldomccoy
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Dis you hear about the man who was hospitalised after using a baguette as an improvised sex toy?

The doctor said it was a complete pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/ApacheFlame
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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Someone shoved a baguette up my donkey's butt

What a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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My wife always buys cheap toilet paper and I hate it...

It's always a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/LMK44106123
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Squats are a pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Hemmorhoids can be a real pain in the ass.
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👤︎ u/Suaqe
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Constipation is a real pain in the ass
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👤︎ u/Eatmydonkey1
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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You know what the French say

A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/ctrooper7567
📅︎ May 19 2021
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What do you call a baguette up your butt

A pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/TheOutcast06
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Hemorrhoids

They can be a real pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/Shaaaaaaaun
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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A world without women....

It would be a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/LilGingeyboi
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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A world without women

Would be a pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Thank God, women exists!

Because a world without women would literally be a pain in the ass...

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👤︎ u/MidoriMonki
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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