It was a near Mrs.
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Because, he had a hurry cane.
They followed the psycho path
...for extra battery
I wanted to prove to my wife that I was serious about raising a family.
I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."
🤥Dad: "He's insecurity"
They just take the pyscho path
I seem to have fallen on hard Times.
I call it their "artifical hip".
And the receptionist was trying to schedule our next appointment, which was a routine check up. "We'll get you in and out real quick," she said. I turned to her and said, "that's what got us into this mess in the first place."
It's just something they tend to get hung up on.
Whew! I'm nacred...
So, I was pretty worn out the other day and was not even close to my A game in terms of coherent conversation, let alone my sense of humor.
At dinner, the kids wanted some yogurt so my wife got up to get it and asked me, "Do you want some yogurt, Baby?"
I paused for a moment to actually decide whether I wanted some and must have made some weird look, because she immediately followed up with, "I know, I know, 'What's a yogurt baby?'"
The Dad Joke is strong in my home even when I'm not there to do the work. That is good news.
One of my favorite activities is hiking, and my Dad absolutely detests hiking, so I thought it was a little odd when he asked me if I wanted to go hiking. I said yes, and we did. Then a few days later he asked me to go hiking again. It took about six trips in total for me to answer with "Count me in!" Then, with the biggest smirk in the world plastered on his face he proudly said "One."
He went hiking with my six times in the hopes that eventually I would say count me in, and he could use that joke. Bravo, Dad. Bravo.
Getting into the car my daughter says that she has diarrhea and if she's late to school they will just have to understand
I say, "Well then I hope your day at school isn't too crappy."
Daughter responds, "Dad, you are not funny."
