I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
>Norman Osborn is after rare and highly unstable
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>Red Iso-8! Race across the globe against
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>H.A.M.M.E.R. troops and the Dark Avengers to
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>collect this dangerous resource beefier they can!
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This is the 3-day version of this event with three 24-hour subs featuring H.A.M.M.E.R. and Maggia goons, and, unsurprisingly, the Dark Avengers.
The Join Forces node is on the main Event page. There are no wave nodes.
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^(sub-1) ARCTIC CIRCLE features all the Dark Avengers, and H.A.M.M.E.R. & Maggia mooks. The CN even sports the Dark Avenger tile swappers Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) & Ares (Dark Avengers).
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^(sub-2) Mediterranean features all the same tile-swappers, but and increased focus on Maggia goons over the H.A.M.M.E.R. kids. The two things of real note are the three one time nodes, and the CN made entirely of tile swappers.
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^(sub-3) THE AMERICAS hosts an all-star cast of, you guessed it, Maggia goons, H.A.M.M.E.R. kids, and a light dusting of the Dark Avengers. There's is at the end of the trail a one time node with all Dark Avengers tile swappers.
#Rewards
###Progress:
- 5★: Ronan (The Accuser) SHARDS^^scl8+
- 4★: Kate Pryde (Marauders) SHD^scl4-10 BLK^scl7+
- 3★: Angel (All-New X-Men) SHD^scl1-9 GRN^scl6-10
- 2★: Black Widow (Original) PRP^scl1-5 BLU^scl3
- 1★: Iron Man (Model 35) YLW^scl1-2
###Placement:
- 5★: Electro (Francine Frye) SHD^^scl8+
- 4★: The Hydra Stomper (Steve Rogers) YLW^^scl6+ BLU^^scl6+ GRN^^scl6+
- 3★: Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius) BLK^^scl3-6 GRN^^scl3-5 BLU^^scl3-5
- 2★: BUllseye (Dark Avengers) GRN^^scl1-2 PRP^^scl1-2 BLK^^scl1-2
- 1★: Venom (Dark Avengers) BLK^^scl1 PRP^^scl1
Alliance Placement Rewards:
- 4★: The Hydra Stomper (Steve Rogers) YLW^^scl6-10
- 3★: Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius) BLK^^scl3-5
- 2★: BUllseye (Dark Avengers) GRN^^scl2
- 1★: Venom (Dark Avengers) BLK^^scl1
Progress Rewards Milestones:
- First CP Reward: 30,500^(*)
- Second CP Reward: 55,500^(*)
- Maximum Rewards: 58,000
* ^(CP rewards only for SCL4+)
#BUFFS
##Required Characters:
- 5★: Ronan (The Accuser)^(*)
- 4★: Kate Pr
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
>Join forces with Black Widow as she journeys
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>through her memories! With new threats on
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>the horizon, can she and Yelena Belova set
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>aside their differences to save New York City?
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^(SUB-1) Deep End: is a 24-hour sub filled with S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and just two instances of Nick Fury (Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.) in his Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. outfit. There is a Wave node at Trivial 2 S.H.I.E.L.D. Wall.
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^(SUB-2) Cold Snap: features a Wave node at Trivial 2 S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Up, and a healthy host of Avengers & S.H.I.E.L.D. tile movers. Doctor Strange (Stephen Strange), & Quake (Daisy Johnson) are lurking to cause trouble for active power users or team-hitters, respectively.
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^(SUB-3) Red Letter: features a Wave node at Trivial 2 Experimenting Enemies, and bunch of S.H.I.E.L.D. tile movers, goons, and A.I.M. goons. Captain America (Worthy), Agent Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), & Hawkeye (Clint Barton) are lurking in the CN--although they shouldn't be the nightmare they were.
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^(SUB-4) Reunion: features a Wave node at Trivial 2 Handle It!, with a whole lot of ninja(s) and maggia(s?). Look out for the secret node in the mask, it's a one-time fight against Taskmaster which drops a random Taskmaster (Tony Masters) cover. Outside of the Essentials and CN you'll only find Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) and Kingpin (Wilson Fisk).
#SCL10
##Russian Agents:
- Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)
- Kraven the Hunter (Sergei Kravinoff)
- Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes)
##Fight & Flight:
- Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
- Hawkeye (Clint Barton)
- Agent Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
##Sinister Scientists:
- Hawkeye (Clint Barton)
- Agent Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
- Captain America (Worthy)
##Shadow Monsters:
- Carnage (Prophet of Knull)
- Hitman (Maggia)
- Don (Maggia)
#Rewards
###Progress:
- 5★: Electro (Francine Frye) SHD^^scl8+
- 4★: The Hydra Stomper (Steve Rogers) SHD^scl4-10 BLU^scl7+
- 3★: Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius) SHD^scl1-9 GRN^scl6-10
- 2★: Bullseye (Dark Avengers) PRP^scl1-4 BLK^scl3
- 1★: Venom (Dark Avengers) PRP^scl1-2
##Place
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