Did you hear about the Italian Chef who was in critical condition at the hospital?

He pasta way. His doctor cried, "I cannoli do so much!"

Now he’s just a pizza history.

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My dad used to tell me β€œYou should exercise 4 times a week or so.”

I would reply β€œSure, but would you quit calling me Orso.”

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