Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Orders Is Orders"
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
1 supreme liter.
He is even scared of saying it
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
One might say he is a master baiter.
...by tex-mexage.
She prevents ant-archy!
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"
Police believe they are still at large.
Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.
Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?
Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!
Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .
Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.
"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.
The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hangin'."
"The hangin'? Who are they hangin'? Anybody I'd know?"
"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.
"Never Heard of him. Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, a brown paper vest, and brown paper shoes."
"Well I don't reckon I know anyone like that," says the cowboy. "What're they hangin' him for?"
"Rustlin'" says the bartender.
Gwaka-wakamole.
He orders " Juan" ton soup.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
going pee is a clear number 1.
A tall, black, skinny Americano
The dad (cleverly) says "I'll have some melted ice."
The waiter replies "Just ice is a dish best served cold."
https://imgur.com/m6v7sUP
I asked him if they just sit around teaching him dad jokes at dad school.
"No they just have us fill out a form. But my form is perfect."
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