Apparently it was a real hatchet job
He said, "Shuriken!"
It's so i-khan-ic.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
“My roof has disappeared”
Me: Please don’t go. Yoda one for me.
Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.
Because it sucked.
All I said was, "thanks for the lyft"
He must have been Chewie...
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
"Don't get your hops up. This place doesn't even have a porter."
http://imgur.com/TiiTiwE
Girlfriend: We should go to a 5 Seconds To Summer concert! [one of her favorite bands]
Me: We're too late. That would've been at 11:55:55 PM last night.
Girlfriend: ... oooOOOHHH because today is the first day of summer on the calendar!
Leia says to Han, "Some things never change. You still drive me crazy."
And my dad turns to me with this stupid grin and says "It's pronounced the Millennium Falcon, not the 'me crazy'" And he just stared at me grinning while I cracked up in a crowded movie theater.
I maintain a small pun page on Facebook because a bunch of my family and friends would "complain" every time I'd post an image pun to my personal page.
My 17 year old step-son just sent me this one for the page. I'm so proud of him.
“My roof has disappeared.”
