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βRegardless of the opposition forces, the determination of the people and their strength and conviction are not measured by territorial dimensions, possession of advanced technology, still less, opulence or riches. For those who wish to forget the lesson of history so easily and so quickly, Algeria, Viet Nam, Guinea-Bissau, Mozambique, Angola β and closer to us β Zimbabwe, Namibia, and Azania are excellent examples which make them deeply reflect on. What we want is not the perfection of political independence alone. The evil forces craftily manipulate the economic levers in order to perpetuate their supremacy and reduce us to vassals and eternal mendicants.β
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General O Kuk-ryol, widely considered the second most powerful man in North Korea only behind Chairman Kim himself, was enjoying his evening meal outside on the terrace near his favorite cafe. It was a beautiful day in the paradise of Pyongyang. Chairman Kimβs plans to revitalize Pyongyang has so far been successful. Bars, casinos, brothels, restaurants, and even resorts brought new prosperity to the capital, which means new prosperity to those on the top like Kuk-ryol.
As Kuk-ryol finished his sandwich he felt a sharp pain throughout the chest. Within minutes he was gone, his communist days over. The great General of the Democratic Peopleβs Republic of Korea, former Vice Chairman of the National Defense Committee, son of O Jung-song nephew of O Jung-hup the great revolutionary fighters which fought the Japanese with the Eternal President Kim Il-Sung, dead at 93.
His son, O Se-uk, was put in charge of the state funeral and given a considerable amount of the budget for 2023.
General O Se-uk was not like his father. He didnβt believe in the Juche myth, he didnβt believe the Kim family were sent by the gods to save the Korean people, and he didnβt believe the DPRK should continue in itβs isolation in the way it has. Of course, he had never told anyone this. To do so would be to sign his own execution slip, and Se-uk was smarter than that.
He did, however, talk to fellow higher-ups who agreed that the new Jong-un was not good for the Korean people. Cancelling missile tests, letting western decadence infiltrate Pyongyang openly, and slowly descending into the crazy of power. This would not stand.
As a general Se-uk was given free reign to travel across the country, and as the son of O Kuk-ryol without hassle or inspection, so his plan would use that to his advantage. Traveling to the Chinese border he purchased guns from smugglers and brought them to a safehouse outside of the capital.
Using his considerable power and wealth Se-uk was able to gather what one would call a peopleβs militia, marching under the slogan βJuche for Koreans, not Western Decadence.β 597 Koreans, mostly peasants easily persuaded by the promises of rations, marched on the Ryongsong Palace.
Within minutes the crowd was surrounded by the Korean Peopleβs Army Ground Force. A standoff started and then the bullets started flying.
Chairman Jong-un opened the window to watch the firefight, he loved a good show, when a rogue bullet found itself through the body of the
... keep reading on reddit β‘Recently in the DPRK things in the high command have been rather optimistic. With the full completion of the nuclear program, and relations around the world warming, it truly seems that the 21st Century will be the Korean one. This has led to the high command getting more adventurous with their ideas, although most are immediately scrapped.
However, a member of the lower command came up with an idea that could potentially revamp what the DPRK stands for. Tang Kyung-Sam, the name of the boy, is a controversial figure. Unlike most of the Korean Command, he is not a Kim. However, his idea, branded "Neo-Juche," could potentially solve dozens of problems within the DPRK.
The plan is a complete revival of Juchism, but in an even more pure form. Instead of relying not on other nations, like traditional Juche, it is based on complete self reliance within the nation. The Nation should be able to sustain itself completely on its own if needed, and the DPRK obviously cant do this. The famine is proof.
By constructing large community farms, people can sustain their communities without any exports, even in cold areas. The Utilization of green houses could easily make even the most hard to plant in areas great places for growing crops. The best part is, due to the large amount of abandoned buildings within cities such as Pyongyang, these structures can be built based on old infrastructure, reducing the additional costs of building brand new buildings.
By focusing on small communities instead of the larger picture, Korea can be made self reliant food wise in a matter of years. However, this brings on another problem - water. Growing crops requires water, and tools. And while it may seem contradictory that Neo-Juche is not against the importation of things, and it may very well be, the main goal of Neo-Juche is self sustenance when necessary. The opening of small businesses promote this, by allowing small communities to be able to enrich themselves. By completely destroying the influence of large corporations from exploding in Korea, a harsh cap on the amount of funds that a business can hold at any given time will be created. This will also assist in filling the coffers.
The plan also calls for a change in propaganda policy. Current DPRK propaganda is primarily based on the destruction of enemies, not the building of Korea. By focusing on Korean strength and power, Koreans will not only be motivated by war, but also by peace, and even times of trouble.
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What is the ideologic essence of Juche (or Chuch'e) and what are its differences to Marxism-Leninism?
The SΓΆjony of Chik Jenchakh, a jade tortoise shell where his left eye had once been, stared upon the green realm which was his ancestral homeland. He had slewn his sister to take autocratic control of the great realm, and now, with ships in his harbor bearing sails of foreign wool, would wed the Queen of the West, uniting the two realms. The warriors of the Arm were feared along all the known world, for they had ruled for millennia, but the Arm was also divided, and thus the SΓΆjony recognized the importance of allying with the strange folk of the West who rode upon hornless deer, drank the milk of their animals, dressed exclusively in fur taken with the blessing of their animals (which were not sheep ?) which were not harmed in doing so. Yes, it was clear to all when they had arrived those hundred years ago that they were allied with some demons of some form, for they even had beasts with mountains atop their backs it was said. The SΓΆjony considered himself lucky to have acquired these allies.
Their tongue was strange and queer, though, and they wrote with runes and symbols with simplistic designs: it was as though they had only now come out from their caves to civilization, and they smelled and acted that way, too, and spoke like it, with guttural sounds like that of the hooves of their beasts. SΓΆjony and the people of the Arm, or of KΓΆch as they call it themselves, were still more sophisticated in many ways than their rising neighbours, though: most notably in their own script, which was rigid and beautiful, block lain up in three stack upon each other reflecting the sounds of the words they wished to communicate. This was one thing that the King intended to share with his new wife and her court, when he met her. He had a sip of tea as he thought the matter over.
Three cycles of the moon later, he entered the Jade Hall of the Palace of the TserlhΓ€n, draped in a black bear skin, his tattooed face with an acceptable beard inspected by all within the hall. He small talked with the Queen, then handed her a scroll of bamboo and twine, and told her that the Dzach KΓΆch read and write with the method used in the scroll, and that he had brought scholars who could teach the court this. Thus was it that the script known as Thrice-Runes, or Godza Gaiy-yu, was adopted by the MdzaleywΓΆ, after some editions had been made to fit the sounds of the [Tshichakh language](https://i.imgur.com/fCb0d94
... keep reading on reddit β‘In a rousing speech, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un outlined the Will of the Korean People in regards to the fragile international situation!
The Paragon of Statesmen affirmed the stance of the DPRK in what he called the 4 Determinations of the Korean People. These are the 4 points that will guide Korean interaction with the rest of the world. In his enlightened wisdom, he has made this appraisal alone; such is his intellect that he was able to formulate the second greatest policy ever known to man, second only to the joint-first policies of every choice ever made by Kim Il-Sung!
The first determination is the determination to unify Korea! Korean Unification as a modern state must be realised if the great Korean people are to take their rightful place at table of the great powers and bring about the worldwide adoption of Juche! He said that while it was acceptable that relations had maintained good over the last decade, progress must be made to speed up unification! With great ambition, he proclaimed that the process must be finished before the 100 year anniversary of the Fatherland Liberation War! Such ambition is truly admirable! There is no doubt in any Korean heart that this will be achieved!
The second determination plays into the first one: the determination to truly decolonise Asia! Western political influence must be banished; all Asian states must come together as one, united by Socialism, to create a better future for the entire world! Only once the puppet regimes are gone can Asia rest easy, under the guidance of the infallible ideology of Eternal President Kim Il-Sung!
On a similar note, the Korean people have the determination to endlessly support the global socialist cause! The DPRK's continued existence is proof that only socialism can prevail in global politics. We will continue to work with the Fifth International, our great neighbour China, and local socialist groups across the globe to achieve world socialism and world Juche!
Finally, it is the will of the Korean People that Juche be maintained in Korea forever! The Korean People will not suffer foreign agents... all those who seek to betray our great nation will be cleansed of their polluted thinking or face our collective wrath! Measures will be taken to weaken those foreign agents among us, so that our great state may survive forever! Juche is the greatest philosophy ever conceived; within one lifetime, that of our Great General, Kim Il-Sung, the key to human existe
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