So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to β€œsquare up on the ball”

She replied β€œthe ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her β€œno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says β€œI’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsjorgehernandez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/717to321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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So, I was walking with my wife on the street, and we saw 6 six guys beating up my mother-in-law

Wife yells: Hey, aren't you going to help??

Me: No, six should be enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/london710
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...

My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"

Never been more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I may have over done the dad jokes on my 6 year

This morning my 6 year old came to me and said

"My name is Lee'sSon and I'm hungry"

I asked him why he said it like that and he looked me in the eye and said "I'm to tired for you daddy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/call_me_lee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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Raising 6 kids mostly on her own meant my Grandma had bring the dad jokes too.

My cousin just asked if he could borrow $20 to buy a box of diapers and he would give it back to her next week.

She says, "I have the money but what am I going to do with a box of diapers?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFatJesus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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The best time on an analogue watch is 6:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The best time on the clock is 6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apodyosist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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The best time on a clock is 6:30,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thc-Baker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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6.30 is the best time on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akme777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahturkleton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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6:30 is the best time on the clock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TilahtamalianKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dethmstr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crbronco27
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