Baby On Board
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How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
I wasn’t allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, ‘The Risk is too large”.
The FAA has issued new guidelines on speed for airplanes to dock and passengers to board the plane.
The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
My professor puts jokes on the board before class
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
This car has a baby on board
My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.
I thought, that's a little odd.
What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?
Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board
My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
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Kroger
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Wal-Mart
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Lucky's
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Whole Foods
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Winn Dixie
etc, etc
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
If you want to know how many bees Noah had on board.....
....you have to check the Ark hives.
My friend works at Goodwill and every day he writes on their white board. This is what he did the other day.
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
This ironing board has creases how iron on it
On the social studies teacher's board
You never see people on them hover boards anymore...
..guess they never really took off
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board
The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"
"10Q!"
"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "
They fall for it three or four times per year.
Found this joke written on a white board at work, a perfect dad joke.
I just can't get on board with these contactless payments
without them I can barely see the machine
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
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