Baby On Board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l1r2
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?

Causes you to throw up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I wasn’t allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.

They said, β€˜The Risk is too large”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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The FAA has issued new guidelines on speed for airplanes to dock and passengers to board the plane.

The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdavidgeezer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My professor puts jokes on the board before class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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This car has a baby on board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UniversalRealm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.

I thought, that's a little odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?

I'm impressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffvanlaethem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickle_n_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up i.reddituploads.com/ef7b2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleopad1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chambadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?

Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moniker5000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?

Because there are always cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyMuffinham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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If you want to know how many bees Noah had on board.....

....you have to check the Ark hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My friend works at Goodwill and every day he writes on their white board. This is what he did the other day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Baby On Board imgur.com/sDApHTO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/260mg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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This ironing board has creases how iron on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-tha-n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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On the social studies teacher's board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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You never see people on them hover boards anymore...

..guess they never really took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joearundel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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Found this joke written on a white board at work, a perfect dad joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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I just can't get on board with these contactless payments

without them I can barely see the machine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottishy
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2016
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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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