She still regrets letting me name the twins.
Attire
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Attire
Heโs now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
That's a deal you can't turn down.
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.
If you didn't know, the ship has a special perk that grants a good chance of generating Dawning Spirit whenever you find ingredients and they drop quite frequently. So put on that ugly fucking ship and let's bust out this quest.
She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"
Today the full House of Representatives will debate and vote on the articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump.
On Tuesday the House Rules Committee announced the parameters of todayโs impeachment debate.
The Rules Committee approved six hours of debate on the House floor, which will be divided equally by Democrats and Republicans and will be led by the House Judiciary Committee leaders. The House will also have one hour of debate before taking the procedural vote to approve the rule governing the debate.
The House will then vote on the two articles of impeachment on abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. No amendments will be allowed. Finally, The House Rules Committee has allowed for the House to approve a resolution naming impeachment managers after the articles of impeachment have been passed.
Currently the vote is expected to take place some time between 6pm-8pm EST
If Trump is impeached, the process will then move to the Senate, where a trial will be held to determine whether Trump is guilty of the charges outlined in the Articles of Impeachment.
Todayโs House session is scheduled to begin at 9:00am EST. You can watch live online on:
You can also listen online via:
-
C-Span or
-
Download the C-Span Radio App
Go to C-SPAN's Impeachment Page to see current whip count for Articles of Impeachment.
A brief archive of Impeachment related primary documents and reports
Calls and Reports
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Call between Trump and Zelinsky - July 25, 2019, 9:03 - 9:33 am EDT
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[Office of the Inspector General of the Intelligence Communityโs Statement on Processing of Whistleblower Complaints - September 30, 2019](https://www.dni.gov/files/ICIG/Documents/News/ICIG%20News/2019/S
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"You're not holding on to last year's shit"
My wife beat me to the first dad joke of the year. Damnit
Sorry, wrong sub.
A depresso
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
People who are reading this are on the same page.
Serious question. Have they not weighed these two costs? Surely building and staffing 200 ICU beds would cost far less than paying unemployment insurance for literally millions of people, no?
Edit: And I'd like to add, I am not suggesting we add 200 beds and call it a day. Why not investigate precisely how many beds we may need, given the susceptibility of the population in any given covid wave, and do that. It could not possibly cost more than the current cost on our society.
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
When I was 25, we found out that my father had been cheating on my mother for years and he had a 7 year old daughter with his mistress. In one split second, the happy family I knew was gone, and I went through the darkest time in my life.
My parents divorced and per their prenup, my mother walked away with most of their assets (since she also contributed more to the family income). She never forgave my dad for what he did and never talked to him again, though she grudgingly allowed me to have whatever relationship I wanted to have with him. I eventually forgave my dad mostly because I was tired of carrying so much anger and hurt in my heart. I talk to him but I want nothing to do with his mistress or my half sister.
My mother died last year and left me everything - her money, her real estate assets, and her business, which I now own and operate. I am in a relatively comfortable financial position, while my dad is... getting by. He was never a good businessman on his own and lost a lot of his money on businesses that later went belly up.
This year my half sister was diagnosed with a life threatening sickness, and she has been in the hospital for the last four months. The bills are mounting and my dad came to me for help because they are now in a situation where they are finding it difficult to come up with money for my half sister's treatment.
The thing is, I don't want to use my mother's money to pay for the treatment of the child her husband had with his other woman. Though it's not my half sister's fault, it feels so unfair when I think that the money my mother worked hard all her life for will go to a child that neither my mother and I have any responsibility towards, and the very same child of the man and the woman who hurt her so much at that. I'd really rather use it to grow her company and let my dad and my half sister's mother figure out how to get money for her treatment. They are her parents after all. The only thing tying me to her is my father saying "She is your sister" and "If she dies because she didn't get the treatment she needs, would you be able to sleep at night?"
AITA?
Today the full House of Representatives will debate and vote on the articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump.
On Tuesday the House Rules Committee announced the parameters of todayโs impeachment debate.
The Rules Committee approved six hours of debate on the House floor, which will be divided equally by Democrats and Republicans and will be led by the House Judiciary Committee leaders. The House will also have one hour of debate before taking the procedural vote to approve the rule governing the debate.
The House will then vote on the two articles of impeachment on abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. No amendments will be allowed. Finally, The House Rules Committee has allowed for the House to approve a resolution naming impeachment managers after the articles of impeachment have been passed.
Currently the vote is expected to take place some time between 6pm-8pm EST
If Trump is impeached, the process will then move to the Senate, where a trial will be held to determine whether Trump is guilty of the charges outlined in the Articles of Impeachment.
Todayโs House session is scheduled to begin at 9:00am EST. You can watch live online on:
You can also listen online via:
-
C-Span or
-
Download the C-Span Radio App
Go to C-SPAN's Impeachment Page to see current whip count for Articles of Impeachment.
A brief archive of Impeachment related primary documents and reports
Calls and Reports
-
Call between Trump and Zelinsky - July 25, 2019, 9:03 - 9:33 am EDT
-
[Office of the Inspector General of the Intelligence Communityโs Statement on Processing of Whistleblower Complaints - September 30, 2019](https://www.dni.gov/files/ICIG/Documents/News/ICIG%20News/2019/S
