What did the green olive say to the purple olive?
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT, BREATHE!!!
When it comes to good quality olive oil, I feel sorry for green olives...
They must be under a lot of pressure.
My wife asked if olive green was too much.
I said a little green is good but not olive it.
So my dad asked me what was on the inside of green olives
Me: I don't know
Dad: They are pimientos. Have you ever seen a pimiento tree?
Me: I don't think I have
Dad: That's because pimientos don't grow on trees
Thanks dad
I need a pun
Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.
I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.
I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?
When ordering dinner, my wife asked for no olives...
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
