A list of puns related to "Old bill"
Edit: typo, should say more TDs than Incompletions.
The cop asks the woman, βWhere did an old lady like you get all of that money?β
She replies, βWell, thereβs a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.β
The cop asks, βSo what did you do about it?β
The old lady says, βI get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!β
βThat seems fair enough,β the cop says, βso whatβs in the other sack?β
The old lady replies with, βNot everyone paysβ¦β
Me getting all these upvotes: https://media.tenor.com/images/e32a0bcd1ee692f13f9fcad63f4f6b62/tenor.gif?ctx=share
Likely to begin filming within a few months. I love seeing Bill in these acting roles, and this could be his biggest yet!
This is just my dumb layman's opinion but the biggest difference between the Bills and the Chiefs is that our best defensive player was on IR. And while I understand that it's "next man up" there's only so much that can be overcome. The last guy you want to have on IR when you're playing the Chiefs is Tre White. I think he would have had a large impact on last night's game. And yet even without Tre, they were a coin toss away from winning.
It's not an excuse, but the good news is that this is a solid team that's going to be good for quite a while.
https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1483563644466044929
So, I get to work this morning to find that unknown scrotes have broken into the adjacent unit. During their foraging they broke through the adjoining door and got into our unit. They then proceeded to search through our stuff, nicking some loose change from the main office and making a small mess. They then found my office and smashed a gopro that was on my desk and nicking my bike keys (bikes here in storage and remains untouched)
Both my and next doors bosses are saying that it's not worth reporting as the old bill won't do anything.
Jeez!
https://omny.fm/shows/monday-morning-podcast/thursday-afternoon-monday-morning-podcast-12-30-21
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