Because, he had a hurry cane.
Dakar
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
Me: I’m only forty, love.
which is why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
I like to meat and ketchup
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink
Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk
And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss
I call it their "artifical hip".
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
They urn it.
"What cats like to play on a computer?"
"Cats that want the mouse?"
"Nope"
"Okay, what cats like to play on a computer?"
"Tabby cats!"
I said lets stop, get its tail and she could bring it in for show n' tail.
She slowly lowered her head and face palmed.
I can never remember the second one.
We drove to Florida from the midwest for vacation last week. After fun in the sun all week, it was time to go home on Saturday. We had lots of movies for our 3 kids to watch including Hugo, which they had never seen.
My 3 year old doesn't like movies that aren't animated so as soon as she saw I was getting Hugo she starts up the whining: "I don't want to watch that, waa aah" and so on. So I turn around in my seat (the wife was driving) and say "We'll then, why don't Hugo to sleep."
