Ode (poem) Puns

I dad walked into a bar

He ask for Candy in a Jar

The bar tender looked at him queer

Hey mister . we only have beer here

I ode her that much.

"Ode no!" I thought.

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

It's an E I E I Ode

It can only be read if you scan it first.

It's a bark ode.