A list of puns related to "ORF format"
Itβs been over a year since I got back to photography with the purchase of an Olympus OM-D E-M5 Mark iii. I was disappointed that iOS and iPadOS wouldnβt display or allow editing of images in the 20 megapixel format RAW files created by my camera. So any files transferred via the OI.share app import feature would import but only displayed as blank. Currently released versions of iOS have support for the 16 megapixel format of the older OM-D cameras. Of course .jpg files are supported.
Iβve been using Lightroom mobile app and the web-based version on my iPad and have been transferring RAW images by importing them directly from my SD cards. That workflow is actually pretty efficient. Still, I wish I could take full advantage of the wireless transfer feature from time to time.
I just recently installed the beta version of iPadOS 15 and I was so pleased that my 20 megapixel images are editable directly in the Photos app. I donβt know if the high res 50 megapixel images are supported. Iβll play with that and share my experience.
Thank you Apple.
Ich ΓΆffnete die TΓΌr und trat ein.
Ich sah Armin. Er sah vΓΆllig fertig aus. Ungewohnt. MΓΌde. Γberarbeitet.
"Danke, dass du gekommen bist."
"Was hΓ€tte ich sonst tun sollen?"
"Ich habe dich nicht erpresst."
"Diesmal nicht!", meinte ich harsch.
Er sah mich kurz an, seufzte und deutete auf den Stuhl vor sich.
"Also, Armin: was in Dreiteufels Namen hat dich dazu getrieben mich zu verwanzen und permanent zu versuchen meine Beziehung zu zerstΓΆren und mich fertig zu machen?!", keifte ich ihn an.
"Lass mich bitte ganz von vorne anfangen, Helena"
"Als du was mit einer Politikerin hattest..."
"Genau."
"Aber was hat das mitβ¦"
"Pscht", meinte er nur, zog einen Bogen Papier aus einer Schublade und legte es vor mich hin: auf dem Bogen Papier war das Bild einer Frau gedruckt. "Das ist..." Die kenne ich doch! "Monika Forstinger, Infrastrukturministerin von 2000 bis 2002"
"Genau", meinte ich, obwohl ich das so genau gar nicht gewusst hatte.
"Ich hatte im Sommer 2001 Birgit geheiratet. Mein Gott, waren wir glΓΌcklich!"
Spricht Armin da gerade ΓΌber zwischenmenschliche GefΓΌhle?? Ich hΓΆr wohl nicht recht!
"Ich hatte zuvor die ZIB 3 ins Leben gerufen, alles war absolut perfekt. Immerhin waren wir beide 30 und Mitte 30 und hatten uns bereits viel aufgebaut und dachten auch über Kinder nach und⦠und die Zukunft. Aber⦠aber es wurde irgendwie anders⦠Birgit hatte ein Angebot für ein neues Format bekommen und war folglich sehr damit beschÀftigt. Was⦠was mich gestârt hat."
"Weshalb? Du hast doch zuvor auch an der ZIB 3 gearbeitet!"
"Ja, ich weiΓ. Aber wir wollten es eigentlich ruhiger angehen nach der Hochzeit, damit wir endlich mehr Zeit fΓΌr uns undβ¦ und Kinder hatten. Wir waren ja beide nicht mehr SO jung."
Ich nickte.
"Und dann hatte sie viel zu tun, aber ich hatte plâtzlich wieder mehr Zeit. Ich hatte⦠hatte zuvor eine Art⦠Burnout. Oder was weià ich, vielleicht auch nicht, ich war aber definitiv überarbeitet. Und dann hatte ich plâtzlich dieses Interview mit Monika im Oktober. Am 22. Oktober 2001. Sie war nett, sie schien intelligent und gebildet⦠und das, obwohl sie der FPà angehârte!"
Ich stockte.
"Stopp, Armin! FPΓ??"
"Ja", seufzte er und sah kurz auf den Boden.
"Und wir haben uns irgendwie gut verstanden, haben in der Maske rumgealbert und sie hat irgendwie gespürt, dass es mir gerade nicht gut geht. Am 24. Oktober hat sie wieder ein Interview angefragt, was überraschend kam, aber ich sagte zu. Sie hat mich ins Parlament eingeladen. Und⦠da
... keep reading on reddit β‘As some of the apes know, I'm looking into short volume vs. reported short interest discrepancy. I have started to notice some weird behavior in the FINRA data. GME is trading on both NYSE and NASDAQ exchanges. Does anybody know how that works?
FINRA_MARKETS =
{
'C': 'CNMS', # Cumulative net position
'N': 'FNYX', # N = NYSE TRF
'Q': 'FNSQ', # Q = NASDAQ TRF Carteret
'B': 'FNQC', # B = NASDAQ TRF Chicago
'D': 'FNRA', # D = ADF (almost always 0 data)
'O': 'FORF', # O = ORF (not actually listed in the spec, but available for download) }
I'm seeing net short position increasing on FNSQ (NASDAQ)I'm seeing net long position increasing on FNYX (NYSE)
y-axis is Percent (TOTAL OUTSTANDING SHARES)
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edit: added pic. format repair
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Orders on Fidelity - source
Volume: 4,303k
Dark Pools - source
Friday's Short Volume (not Short Interest) - source
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GME total orders was higher than popcorn total orders on Fidelity today. That hasn't happened for months. Is it FOMO? Day traders shifting their focus? Both? Something else? Whatever the cause of the shift, it is an interesting development.
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For apes new to my daily posts, please see My perspective on GME buy/sell ratio from Fidelity and Retail Ape Sentiment: Analyzing 5 Months of Fidelity Buy/Sell Ratio Data for information about how I gather and use the buy/sell ratio stats as an objective measure of ape sentiment.
Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor. I am just an average, crayon eating ape. Nothing in this post should be taken as financial advice.
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Edit: Formatting
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
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