The man says, “It’s not a lion it’s a giraffe”
What! I didn't know that it was on fire
“Oi! Where’d me Glasgow?”
An oi-oli.
Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.
C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.
Write any pun you know.
I walked in and said “Oi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!”
The salesman said “I’m over here, sir.”
The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!"
He is from a small rural town and he does not know anything about traffic laws and street lights. He crosses a street and almost gets hit by a car. A police officer sees him and screams: "Oi! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies with: "Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
Oi mate!
People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"
So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?
Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!
Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.
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Everytime we drive up north for the Holidays we pass by the same shop to get something to eat.
>Dad: "Oi buz, you want a piecost?"
>Me: "What's a piecost?"
>Dad: "About $4.50"
