16 Hilarious Now Then... Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

So it's 2021 now, then 2022, and then 2023.

I guess the vision for the future is getting worse.

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👤︎ u/OmeletteAuFromage_

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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Earlier my friend used to play Badminton but then he got some training. Now he plays Goodminton.

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👤︎ u/OriginalHybrid127

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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Then I saw her face, now I'm

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👤︎ u/Daypasser

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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We were watching the movie Gladiator and then saw picctures of the hero now...

Now he is a "glad he ate"er..

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👤︎ u/Mdchris19

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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Martin was depressed because he could never get girls. Then Martin became a director. Now Martin scores easy.

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👤︎ u/Superbat898

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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We used to write on scrolls, then paper, and now we’re back to scrolling again.

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👤︎ u/DragonVision

📅︎ May 19 2019

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I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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👤︎ u/Sloth-for-knowledge

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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Did you hear about that Japanese foodie who got became transgender and now goes by Edward, but then got pregnant and had a baby and joined the baby bloggers?

His blog is called Ed - A Mommy.

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👤︎ u/smrkk

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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Back then, only rich people had cars and poor people had horses. Now, only poor people have cars and rich people have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Maxwelld22614

📅︎ May 12 2019

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Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/TheBoulder64

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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Sometimes, now and then, occasionally, every so often, once in a while,

I wish I didn’t buy a thesaurus for my birthday.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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Dilbert can do a decent dad joke now and then.

http://dilbert.com/strip/1991-03-16

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👤︎ u/Cartossin

📅︎ Jun 22 2016

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A friend was reading the book "Prague -- Then and Now"

I said, "The book should have been called Prague-ress"

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👤︎ u/great-pig-in-the-sky

📅︎ Sep 08 2014

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I can produce a good one every now and then...

Watching the news with my two roommates. Story on about a woman allegedly offering sexual favors in exchange for food stamps.

Rommate 1: Seriously, selling yourself for food stamps?

Me: Produce-tituion

Roomie 2: facepalms

Roomie 1: Well she wont have to worry about getting any meats at least.

Roomie 2: Double facepalms

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👤︎ u/StillPlaysWithLego

📅︎ May 28 2015

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I used to find inchworms on the floor every now and then when I was a kid.

Me: "Look Dad, I found an inchworm on the floor."

Dad: "Leave him alone, he is measuring for new carpet!"

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👤︎ u/langkattle

📅︎ Apr 21 2014

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