A list of puns related to "No, David!"
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.
One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.
So itβs either not a pun, or weβre dense.
It's less of a hassel π
The bartender says, βOh my god, David Hasselhoff, this is so amazing!β
David Hasselhoff replies, βJust call me Hoff.β
The bartender replies, βSure, no hassle, just Hoff.β
"Dad am I adopted?"
"No, you're David. Why would anyone name you 'Adopted'? Even if we wanted to, your name was already 'David' when we adopted you"
Me: You sure I have to go tomorrow?
Dad: Yes. The family is expecting you. Just talk to David and he can help you out.
Me: Roger That
Dad: No his name is David
Me: "What's for dinner, I'm starving."
Dad: "Hi, Starving. I'm Dad."
Me: "NO! My name is DAVID. There is no 'starving' in my name."
Dad: "Oh okay. My mistake, No Starving David."
God damn it, dad...
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