Ninety Nines Puns

A list of puns related to "Ninety Nines"

There's an up and coming band called Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Megabytes.

But they never get a gig.

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👤︎ u/pooptypeuptypantss
📅︎ May 13 2017
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When I told my dad about the "TIL you can count from zero to nine hundred ninety-nine without ever having to use the letter "a" post

"What about the a in "eigh"t."

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👤︎ u/boomerandzapper
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.

He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.

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👤︎ u/mcdofras
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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