KISS just moved next door and they're the worst neighbours ever!

All they do is rock n roll all night and party every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrible__Ted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My gf complained about our loud neighbours

Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out

Gf: what kind of logic is that?

Me: Sound logic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanscipher435
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.

Personally,I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My neighbour asked me β€œHey, how much wood did you chop today?”

I said, β€œNot sure. Let me check the logs.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper

To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahamsoomro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Lorraine finally leaves her husband Dave. His open flirting with the new neighbour Deidre, is the last straw..

Dave reads her leaving note and thinks, "Great",

" I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?

Because he was in Reichweite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aremathick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.

It's a Cemer Tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMastr166
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, β€œRepent! The End is nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I asked my Indian neighbour if I could borrow some bread...

He said he had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaredwaywell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I told my wife that our neighbour had died. β€˜Who, Ray?’ she said.

I didn’t think her cheering was appropriate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liamjculshaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/updatedprocess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikedosefish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullins18i
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I accidentally broke my neighbour’s fence, so I apologized and got it fixed.

I said, β€œSorry about the repost.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.

Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My neighbour with big boobs was gardening topless in their yard again...

I just wish his wife would come out with him

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.

We have....a lot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.

There was no battering ram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXSparklePonyXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Our neighbour died!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My bloody neighbour was knocking on my door at 2am !!

Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obrigado2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.

But that didn't solve anything.

Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.

He's a comma dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos

When will they stop stereotyping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmmmmmble_trauma
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Neighbours outside just had a reveal party. From all the hooting and hollering after the balloon pop...

I can report that they are having an owl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My neighbour writes poems.

He said to me "what rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't",

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listerjed1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.

I think he is slowly losing the plot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.

It was ...a house warming gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My neighbour put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow in his field, and it is terrifying my kids.

They must be claw straw phobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My leprechaun neighbour asked me to babysit his son

He sure is a handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My neighbour, who was a very nice guy, passed away yesterday.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.

I told him I'd have to check my colander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeThosePenguins
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Caught my wife going through the neighbours bins...

She's not nosey, just terrible at parking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A neighbour of mine is always in A&E with concussion,

lives just a stone's throw from me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Owner: The neighbours say you’ve been chasing people on bicycles!

Dog: They’re lying, I don’t even have a bicycle! πŸ• 🚲

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcleodpirate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My next door neighbour has just bought an Audi, a Toyota and a 2 BMWs.

I think he’s got that car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My neighbours bought me a Rolex for my birthday

I dont think they understood when I said " I wanna watch".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JentleSticks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My local priest said he couldn't make it to dinner. He was busy exorcising our neighbours demons.

That's really nice of him. It's important that her demons stay healthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What’s the difference between my stupid neighbour and an alarm clock?

Alarm clock screams before I punch it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My neighbour lends people money, but refuses to take on partners or associates.

He's a lone-wolf loan-shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonestarSurvivor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My neighbours kid has been learning Spanish during lockdown.

He still can’t say β€œplease” though, which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....

Personally I'm on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.

Personally, I'm on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogsie125
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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