Needle drop Puns

A list of puns related to "Needle drop"

Some Christmas Dad Jokes

Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?

Because they are rain-deer.

Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?

He had low elf esteem.

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Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?

They always drop their needles.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?

Frostbite

​What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?

It's Christmas Eve!

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles... Ho Ho Ho!

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why are pine trees bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!!

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👤︎ u/shooception
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why don't Christmas trees learn to knit?

They always drop their needles.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at upholstery?

They always drop their needles.

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👤︎ u/sweetnourishinggruel
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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