Navales Puns

Because they are places of warship.

Because they don't want to be called "flying seamen".

So when they pull into port they can scan da navy in.

It doesn't have a USB-seaport!

The commode door.

Which makes them the first group to have developed the "ARGH-PG."

Would it be Devil warship?

Penmanship

The invaders were annihilated (in-NILE-ated)

It’s a naval navel novel novel.

Him: "This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six"

Me: "What happened to five?"

Him: "Cinq"

In the naval reserve of course.

Cause they swallow seamen

G.I. Jonah!

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So they can Scandinavian.

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

I mean think about it- it took place a long time ago, in a Gaelic sea far, far away!

A Sub-Woofer

It's a place of warship.

Charges are often dropped.

He was telling us all how nervous he was that he wouldn't fit in there, and my dad says, "don't worry, everyone there will be in the same boat."

"Hand it over and let me see" Throws orange. "No son, Air Force."

The belly button

As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”

A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”

The parrot answers, "Down at the Naval Base - They're everywhere!"

The Naval Academy

I asked "do you care about their ranks?"

Not from my dad but involving him so I think that counts. Also took him a second to realize what I said. He then chuckled a bit.

Oops I've posted this in the wrong place

A Naval Ship

Naval Bridge.

A Naval Orange

First off a six-parter

1. If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
2. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
3. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
4. All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
5. A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
6. As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.

No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?

A: he was wearing a naval uniform.

Anyone know similar nonsense?

The Naval Corps.

A naval naval fleet.

A naval fleet.

but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

He would apply to be a Naval Officer

Edit: Words

Naval.

A Naval Destroyer.

Naval Academy

Naval Oranges

So they can Scandinavian.

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

When they come into port, they can Scandinavian.