Naked and afraid in the concrete jungle v.redd.it/d9qshjv08qe81
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maserser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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MATHEMATICAL PROOF for phone number prices. Under the assumptions of naked shorts existence. If naked shorts are 200% of float, infinity pool larger than 38% of the float makes short impossible to cover and an infinite squeeze. This was banned on Jungle!

TL;DR: I made a calculation which justifies why Infinity Pool is the most dreaded expression by shills. Only part of the float in infinity pool makes short extremely hard to close, virtually impossible. number of shares, respectively:

EDIT: automod on jungle banned it, Pink let it through few hrs later. I edited it to point to this one to keep one place for discussion. EDIT: updated wrong calculation for scenario of normal shorts closed first. EDIT: Infinity Pool expression definition used in the title and post: it's a subset of shares owned by the shareholders which won't change the owner in a foreseeable future. The definition and the post as a whole doesn't say anything about the size of this set, this is an analysis of the potential impact of it's existence.

N - naked shorts

F - freefloat

S - normally shorted shares, 29th June on Yahoo this number is reported 18.52% of F.

T - total shares bought by retail including created from naked shorts: T = F + S + N

Assuming the level of shorting from most DDs T is much bigger than F. To close short positions HFs have to buy S + N shares.

When naked short is closed the share associated with it effectively vanishes. There are some buyers who don't want to sell at any point, and some buyers who will sell only a fraction of shares. So let's say there is a number of shares which will never be sold - infinity pool.

I - number of shares in infinity pool

T - I is the number of shares which can be bought.

In favor of shorters, let's assume for convenience that every normal short closed gives a share which can be bought again to cover another short. The optimistic scenario for shorters also assumes that they managed to close naked shorts. After closing naked shorts there are S shorts left and T - I - N shares left in circulation to buy again. Scenario of normal shorts closed first is tougher for HFs equivalent- discussed at the bottom. From the definition of T:

T - I - N = F + S + N - I - N = F + S - I

F + S - I must be a positive number in order to close shorts. If this number is small, like 100, shares will have to be bought S/100 times to close positions. Considering a scenario where at least part of the retail are idiots who don't know anything about existence of the sell button it get's really interesting. Say, independently of each other, en average, buyer won't sell 30% of his shares: I = 0.3T and normal shorts S = 0.18F. So the number of shares left to close short will be

F + 0.18F - 0.3T = 1.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wladeczek44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2021
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[WP] As the sun rises past the horizon, it's light wakes you. You find yourself waking naked among the brush of a dense, tropical jungle. You reach up to remove the VR headset you had turned on in your living room....it is no longer there...
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Hello AMC APES, I bring a HUGE finding from the Stonk Apes! THIS IS IT. IT'S BEEN CRACKED AND WE'RE ALLLL ABOUT TO ROCKET: GME AMC NOK BB KOSS BBBY ALL OF US!! Read through the comments, follow the links, get the word out! CITADEL HAS BEEN NAKED SHORTING JUNGLE COMPANY'S COMPETITION
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nugsy_mcb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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I don’t know if this is a brag or not but I caught a naked Pikachu during the jungle event.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetchupCouger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Van Morrison - Naked In the Jungle youtube.com/watch?v=KWGp1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flo__Moore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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MATHEMATICAL PROOF for phone number prices. Under the assumptions of naked shorts existence. If naked shorts are 200% of float, infinity pool larger than 38% of the float makes short impossible to cover and an infinite squeeze. This was banned on Jungle! /r/GME/comments/ondeot/ma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordanpatrich
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2021
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True or false: You want to ambush the jungle, naked and find some hot, single trible ladies?

It's true for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt85x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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A Malaysian coroner has ruled the death of a French-Irish teen whose naked body was found near a Malaysian jungle resort where she vanished while on vacation was most likely a misadventure that did not involve other people. abc.net.au/news/2021-01-0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My Feralisk-Infested-Jungle Naked Brutality experience so far.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerrymon96
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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MATHEMATICAL PROOF for phone number prices. Under the assumptions of naked shorts existence. If naked shorts are 200% of float, infinity pool larger than 38% of the float makes short impossible to cover and an infinite squeeze. This was banned on Jungle! /r/GME/comments/ondeot/ma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkymyname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2021
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New TV Reality Show: "Naked and Fillet'd" - Three aspiring chefs are sent into the jungle with no clothes and must create their signature dishes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nose_Grindstoned
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A Malaysian coroner has ruled the death of a French-Irish teen whose naked body was found near a Malaysian jungle resort where she vanished while on vacation was most likely a misadventure that did not involve other people. abc.net.au/news/2021-01-0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phara-Oh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I’ve been exploring Smugglers Cove like a lot of others here. So far I’ve made the Mai Tai, Daiquiri, Naked Ape, Jungle Bird, Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, and Hawaiian Sunset. I think the Mai Tai and Hawaiian Sunset are our favorites so far. reddit.com/gallery/ktfgq2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1a1om
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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New additions to BritBox coming March 2021, including Drop the Dead Donkey, The Crystal Maze, Jungle Run, Hi-De-Hi, Hamish Macbeth, The Naked Civil Servant, and more episodes of Knightmare. Full list linked. itv.com/presscentre/britb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MellotronSymphony
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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[TOMT][BOOK][90s-2000s] book of illustrations- very detailed forest/jungle scenes in a flat composition featuring tiny short naked figures with round butts

https://imgur.com/a/wsBvCSo edit- i tried to draw the little butt figures from memory.

im looking for this book my parents had and absolutely loved when i was a kid. late 90s to early 2000s was when i saw it, but its possible its a bit older.it was an illustrated book so no words, the book itself was quite slim and tall. each spread was a forest or a jungle themed scene with lots of foliage illustrated in a flat composition , seemed almost entirely 2D. its shade of green were pretty dark from what i can remember, at least dark enough to stand out to a kid if that means anything. either some or all of the illustrations had tiny, almost blocky naked people with perfectly round bubble butts and i think they had long-ish unkempt hair.i distinctively remember an illustration where two of those little figures were holding hands, and i remember the very last page in the book- it had the tiny little naked guy jumping off a cliff and into a lake splashing into the water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onionit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Mowgli and Tarzan woulda been butt naked living their whole lives in the jungle but for some reason they always have random loin cloths.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalehfornyuh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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You are accepted on the tv show naked and afraid to spend 40 days in the jungle. You can bring any item. What do you take and why?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Small_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I saw those Ferralisk Infested Jungle naked brutality runs, I present to you one step up from that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParasiticSquid
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Naked and alone in a tropical jungle, Apple Juice tames a tiger first try. A gaming buddy like no other imgur.com/SEDebDm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cesrri
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Naked man gets betrayed by his mom and eats every animal in the jungle before fighting gay lightning-Stalin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister--krabs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Every time you walk into a room naked, β€œWelcome to the Jungle” plays really loudly out of your dick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoSlade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Rogue Trader: Naked Jungle Knife Fight

An Endeavor had culminated in the Arch-Militant challenging the Drukhari pirate band leader to single combat, knives only. The Drukhari is surprised to see the Arch-Militant, a proud son of Cadia (the campaign is set not long after the fall of Cadia for reference), strips himself naked and takes his battle stance.
The Drukhari obliges, ripping off his armor, grinning through the pain of doing so and the fight begins. An honor battle between a Dark Eldar Pirate and a Cadian, bare-butt naked in the middle of a forest.
The Cadian gets the upper hand and pins the Pirate down, both are bloody and injured but the Cadian has the honor.
"How do you wanna do this?" I ask.
"I say 'Vibe Check!' and plunge my knife into his heart."

Cheers across the discord, we all need a moment. Days after, either me or him will simply say "Naked Jungle Knife Fight" and we lose it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimguy5000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Ok, so the naked brutality/tribal ferralisk jungle failed when my only colonist went comatose outside of the walls suddenly. So I clicked random until I got any biome but the normal ones to restart on with the same scenario and first one was this train wreck in the making
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParasiticSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Naked Brutality in Jungle, Just Got Lights, Finally Saw How Much of a ****hole my colony currently is, kinda wish I didnt turn the lights on ;-;

Edit: Tribal Naked Brutality

https://preview.redd.it/iyy43ni9kns41.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=997491afa88348c09076b59aec517600635263b7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blasterpew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Hot naked womantar in jungle, no speak only snarl, big BIG boob! Ungh! Me eat or mate?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robinsons_lsd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Custom emblem in Blackout, complete with a butt-naked sprint through the jungle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_internets23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Just spotted all the exclusive hair conditioners have sneakily been added to the UK website! Plus new formulas for naked Big, Sugar Daddy-O and Jungle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimKarmaPolice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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A hunter is stalking in the jungle when he finds a sexy woman naked on a blanket. He stares at her intently then says:

"Are you game?" "I sure am," she purrs. So he shoots her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Naked Flamingo, or Jungle Bird for Pineapple Haters
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Tropical jungle 74-80C naked brutality.

Bentley, Settler

Day 1 My pod crash landed next to a old ruin. There was only one entrance so I quickly chopped a couple of trees and constructed a door plus 3 passiv coolers. No Wildlife was to be seen, anywhere. Although there were berry bushes I which I harvested and ate just before breaking out in a daze.

Day 2 A whole day, I spent running around, doing nothing, nothing at all. Another night I had to sleep on hard marble tiles.

Day 3 I started developing serious malnutrition, so the decision to harvest the 4 nearby berry bushes I had seen earlier was quickly made. The berries were once again eaten immediately so I constructed a table, dinning chair and a bed for next time. After calling it a day I still grabbed a bit of food from the last bushes.

Day 4 A bed, even if just of poor quality is better than hard rock to sleep on. I was heavily deprived of recreation but this changed after constructing a chess table and a horseshoe pin. For now I was happy, 20C inside in a pretty room while outside it was more like 78. Playing a bit of chess cheered me up even more to the point of being content, no now even happy. But then it hit me there was no source of food around, not anymore. I panicked, running around to find food just to stumble across cargo pods that had dropped 40 hyper weave. This was shortly followed by a heat wave and before I could make it back to my shelter the outdoor temperature had reached 103 degrees Celsius. I collapsed just a few tiles short of my door where the heat then finally got me.

Thanks Randy now it’s 2:50am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raspey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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You wake up and see lizards and other jungle animals. You are naked and confused. What will you do?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitroottet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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TIL in 1974 a WWII survivor was found in the jungles of the Indonesian island of Morotai. He was naked, but had made himself a bamboo hut and still had 18 rounds of ammunition, his canteen, helmet and his rifle. sino.gov.tw/en/show_issue…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krabberfrabber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2012
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People that participating in the show ,Naked and Affraid' when they meet snakes in the jungle, can see with their eyes what it was like in Adam and Eve's time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VirgilQQ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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[WP] The Predator is stalking three men through the concrete jungle. Before it moves in for the kill - a large, naked man materializes, approaches the three men and says :"Your clothes, give them to me. Now!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFrenchFondler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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TIL Controversial British game show 'Naked Jungle' aired in 2000, featuring nudists on an assault course. After it aired, a woman called the TV channel to say the show had cured her post-natal depression en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nak…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopTrumpWANKER
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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I’m A Celebrity stars Billy Brownless and Nikki Osborne do NAKED photoshoot in the jungle newsfeeds.media/im-a-cele…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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