I am ok'nt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plasma--kun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxixe007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Its been 3 months and they have'nt noticed my disguise yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vladetare
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?

Because there is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiya_meal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year

Today I could be a free man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.

I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WannabeSk8rboi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Is this a date?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mimi_K_V
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Where do all these ants come from?

Grandparents. That’s where a(u)nts come from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacetoall1969
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't have an account?

An accountant (account'nt)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepredictableone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Words I hate this season.

Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRUBSTAR2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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She want snow for Christmas

My wife remarked that in the last few years we hadn't had a white Christmas because of warmer temperatures.

Well, this week she had'nt had time to dye her hair, so I guess she'll have a White Christmas after all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikus_2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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When furniture shopping, I insisted that we buy a couch and lounge chair separately. We can’t risk getting...

sectionally transmitted diseases!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Me: dad can i marry my grandmom

Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-is_me
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Every time we watched a VHS movie in the eighties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornerzcan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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I got dadjoked while dadjoking my son.

Me: Happy End of Finals!!!

Son: Yup, celebrating with a pizza.

Me: How did the pizza do on his finals?

Son: I dough'nt know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lipdoo
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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