did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
Its been 3 months and they have'nt noticed my disguise yet
Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?
Because there is a vas deferens
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.
I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.
Where do all these ants come from?
Grandparents. That’s where a(u)nts come from.
What do you call someone who doesn't have an account?
An accountant (account'nt)
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
Words I hate this season.
Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf
She want snow for Christmas
My wife remarked that in the last few years we hadn't had a white Christmas because of warmer temperatures.
Well, this week she had'nt had time to dye her hair, so I guess she'll have a White Christmas after all...
When furniture shopping, I insisted that we buy a couch and lounge chair separately. We can’t risk getting...
sectionally transmitted diseases!
Me: dad can i marry my grandmom
Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it
Every time we watched a VHS movie in the eighties
Dad - How do they know what size tv we have?
Me - Groan!
