I've started a new band called "Blanket'
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?
My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
My new favorite cover band?
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
There's a new Fab-Four cover band - The Eetles.. Biggest difference?
Did you hear about the new Office rock band?
It's led by frontman Excel Rows
Dave Grohl has a new band.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
Did you hear about the new conservative Christian rock band?
I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job
We're called LinkedIn Park.
Did you hear about the new band 1023MB?
They're good but they haven't got a gig yet
Have you guys heard of this new band “1023 Megabytes”?
Probably not, they haven’t had any Gigs yet
I found this new rock band that has obsessive compulsive disorder
Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?
Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.
Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...
...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?
My friend is a fan of the band "Brand New"
The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
My new band teacher pulled this on us the other day...
"This is a no whining zone. No wine, and no cheese!"
(Cue dad-like laughter)
You heard of that new band 1023MB?
They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
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