A list of puns related to "My Wishes"
It was his vinyl request.
Suit yourself
AMA!
Me: โI donโt know, I wasnโt listeningโ
...but then my life would be meetingless.
It's just water under the fridge.
Thatโs a lot of pressure.
Rather worried, Noah said โBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?โ
โNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.โ Said the Lord.
โThen why another ark?โ Asked Noah.
โI wish for this ark to only house fish.โ The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded โOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.โ
โBut not just any fish; only carp.โ The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied โUh- okay my Lord.โ
โOne more thing.โ The Lord said unto him โit needs to have multiple levels.โ
โAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?โ Noah pressed.
And God said: โI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.โ
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
He wishes he was a millionaire, too.
I thought โwell thatโs unfortunateโ
My friend said "Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?"
I said "no, he also wished he was..."
But all I have is a printer
I know he meant well
Sheโs dead and berried.
That way my humerus with my family forever.
I think that would be pretty handy.
His response: โThanks son. I couldnโt have done it without you!โ
Happy Fatherโs Day!!
Itโs my induction day.
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank yโall for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesnโt seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!
Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and Iโm so glad for yโallโs support!!
My wish would have far reaching consequences.
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Everyone at the beach started freaking out though, because we didnโt cremate him.
Friend: "What did she say?"
Me: "I don't know I wasn't listening"
I can't raise them on my own.
My wife immediately screamed at me "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HER!?"
I replied, "You were sad how big she was getting, so I was trying to belittle her."
Itโs biodegrading.
Ugg!
I guess you could say that i have a Lotta well wishers
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
But thereโs only one Friday.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
"You're no better yourself!" he snapped.
I said, "Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it."
Thatโs a lot of pressure.
Thatโs a lot of pressure.
Thatโs a lot of pressure.
I said "Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!"
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