A list of puns related to "My Mom's New Boyfriend"
In trying to figure out the material of my boyfriends spiffy new jacket:
Mom: Could it be felt?
Dad: (Rubs jacket in between fingers) It is now!
When my mom and aunt were in high school my aunt brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. She gave him a big list of things he couldn't ask him, "don't ask him about his family, his grades, his hobbies, his job..." So it was a pretty big list. Her boyfriend shows up and my grandpa looks at him and goes "So, have you ever been in prison?"
My mom's boyfriend and I were talking about weighing the new kittens and I walked into a joke.
Him: Put her on the weighing scale.
Me: What do scales do besides weighing things?
Him: Protect lizards and snakes..
Me: ...
Him: And make fish pretty.
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