My Favorite Wife Puns

She disagreed, she thinks Allison is too cheesy.

She's always pointing them out to me.

a bunch of grosseries

"B!" She replied

"Oh hun....E!"

That was a releaf.

I don’t think I can look at her in the same light ever again.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

We met on Christian Pringle .com.

I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"

I could feel the eye roll from across the room

I was about thyme.

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

Beets me!

The outside.

Every time she sees someone she knows while out shopping she says "I ran into so and so at the grocery store." I always ask, "Is she ok?" with a concerned look on my face.

At this point, she's just starting to say, "I ran into so and so and she's ok."

I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.