My dentist removed my teeth
That was very demolarising
I asked my dad “What time is my dentist appointment”
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
My dentist is having a sale today...
My Dad Goes To The Dentist
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
My dentist asked if I flossed regularly
I said yes, you do it twice a year.
Thank you I’ll see myself out
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...
He always says, "you know the drill!"
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant
My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down
But I just don't see the point
I changed Dentists after my appointment today.
The last one hurt my fillings.
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
I dad jokes my dentist while she was actively working on me.
Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.
Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.
Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.
Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.
She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.
I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...
He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".
My dentist promised me he won't expose any of my treatments...
He said they're all confidental
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
I said yes to my dentist wife
She accepted me with all my floss.
My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth
he had incisor information
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."
"...have plaque on your wall?"
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
I like my dentist so much...
I gave him a little plaque
I love my dentist.
Every year I give him a little plaque
My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.
I was worried my dentist wouldn’t clean my teeth properly.
Every wall in his his office was covered in plaque.
I broke up with my dentist girlfriend
She always tried to get to the root of my problems and ended up striking a nerve every time.
I don't like my dentist
he messes with my fillings
Had some dental work done today. Dentist gave me the anesthetic and asked how my mouth felt.
My 15 year old son had a dentist appointment today...
Wife: can you bring him to the dentist today and stay in the room with him?
Me: why do I have to stay in the room?
Wife: in case the dentist has to tell you something important.
Me: can't I just wait for the report at the end?
Wife: what report? There's no report!
Me: so the molar report is fake news?
To the lowlife who stole all of my dentist's nitrous oxide:
During my appointment, the dentist began to collapse
So I thought to myself, "Ok, brace yourself".
My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
My new dentist called me and said that he needs to make another mold of my teeth.
He made a terrible first impression.
We were at the dentist today and my youngest asked what this was....
I went to my Asgardian dentist yesterday
My mouth was a little Thor after
My dentist informed me today that I need a crown…
Finally! Someone who understands me!
My dentist's girlfriend left him
I think she was afraid of her fillings.
I saw my dentist at the mall the other day
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
i sent my phone to dentist cause the bluetooth wasn’t working.
I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
He said it was accidental
My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth.
Needless to say, he made a terrible first impression.
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