My new chauffeur refuses to use straight roads...

He's driving me 'round the bend

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What did the taxidriver say, when he lost his Will to do his Job?

Please end My Chauffeuring!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I spent $300 on a limo and it didn't even come with a driver.

I spent all my money and I've got nothing to chauffeur it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattAmoroso
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My dad's taxi rank ripper

So last week, my family was returning home on a plane flight, and because we had a lot of luggage, my parents decided to take a taxi. Well, we'd been waiting at the taxi rank for a while, and my dad exclaims: "We've been waiting here ten minutes, and what have we got to chauffeur it?" Groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deltalessthanzero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Got some coworkers good today

So I just got to Panama City today on business. I'm traveling with 6 other coworkers, and we had a chauffeur pick us up from the airport in his van. There was room for all of us to sit; however there was no room inside the van for all our luggage. The driver decides to store all the luggage on top of the van - only problem is this is Central America and it rains A LOT. One of my coworkers said "I really hope it doesn't rain with all our luggage on top of the van". To which I replied, "Yeah, that would really put a damper on our trip". Needless to say I got a few pity laughs :)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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