My daughter just recited her Christmas ABCs...

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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My 3 year old smiled... started to laugh, and then said "Not funny"

Going over the alphabet with my 3 year old and he asks "What's after Z?"

"What's after Z? Well, it's Now."

"Now?"

"Now I know my ABCs..."

"Not funny."

My wife groaned, and my 6 year old shook his head.

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Common theme with my dad that I now use

How far is it to XYZ?

Twice as long as half the distance.

How long until we get to ABC?

Twice as long as half the time it takes.

Drives my kids nuts.

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Meteor Shower

Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"

He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"

So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.

He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm

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