Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
All the displays were static.
The frame was remarkable
I hate knight shifts.
Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".
Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".
Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".
Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".
Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".
Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".
Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".
Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
There was so much history between us.
It was surreal.
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
I was disappointed just to find a large empty room
Apparently they have a no flash photography rule
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Everyone was taken aback.
It was a hair raising experience.
I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,
"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"
I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.
I was visiting the museum with a friend, when he jokingly asked the staff what they feed the mounted animals.
"I don't know what it is they eat," I said, "but they definitely eat a lot of it. You can tell, because they're stuffed."
I heard they were giving brief tours.
Itβs fastenating really.
I Dodged a real Bullitt.
They had a blimp there. I asked what it was. My dad replied with,"It's a Led Zeppelin."
12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"
Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"
The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)
I'm calling it The Gluggenheim
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
I hate knight shifts.
There was just too much history between us.
