Hi! I would like to kindly request Valentine’s Day cards for my 58 year old mother! She hasn’t had a valentine in 20 years as she has focused on being a single mom! She’s the sweetest person on earth and I would love to surprise her on Valentine’s Day and show her she’s not alone. If you’d like to reference anything, she is a coffee addict, she loves the show Shameless on Netflix and she’s in love with CNN’s Chris Cuomo! If you’re interested in sending her a card please message me for her PO BOX! Thank you in advance!
The night before the inauguration he calls his mother.
"Mom, I'd love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a few days."
"Oh I don't know, airfare is so expensive these days."
"Mom, I'll fly you out on Air Force One!"
"Oh, but you know, cab fare is ridiculous."
"Mom, the Presidential motorcade will drive you here."
"But accommodations, especially during the inau---"
"MOM!! I'll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!"
She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.
"Who was that?"
"My son."
gasp "The doctor??"
No, the other one."
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