...because cows have been making me crazy back there.
Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!
He is Sirloin.
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
The steaks have never been higher
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Steak Calm!!!
Because they lactose......
He lives his whole life in udder fear
its pasture bed time
They've got the best mooves.
Moove
I'm not amoosed
A small group of calves were munching on my front flower beds, and mooving slowly towards the woods. Thought about calling the cops to report a bunch of mooligans, but I didn't really have a beef with them. Haven't seen hide nor hair of them since!
My friend was driving with his wife heading home. They were passing some farms and his wife noticed some people hanging out by the cows. She said "I wonder if they work there" he replies with "yah they're just milking it"
The mooving company!
Friend One: There are too many commercials with talking cows. At some point it's gotta stop.
Me: Are they udderly annoying?
Friend 2: AYYYY
Me: I believe the ads are very mooving.
Me: If you don't like these jokes, I'll stop milking them.
Friend 2: Omg
Me: I'll leave it aloin.
Friend 3: /u/increasingrain stop being cheesy.
Me: I'll make a gouda one later.
Friend 1: This is why we can have nice things.
Me: Whey, I thought that I was curdious?
Father-in-law: they should have mooved them.
Me: they should have steaked it off.
Uncle: the farmer doesn't seem to be having a cow.
a few minutes later, as I'm posting this
Uncle: You really are milking this.
Cousin: that's utterly terrible.
Because they lactose.
Because they lactose.
