What do you call a millionaire that made his money selling fridges

Chillionaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9Visor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2022
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I told my neighbor that my son with multiple degrees made more money moving boxes in a hot warehouse than he did in an office

He asked me what the degrees were in.

I said this is America, so Fahrenheit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rob132
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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I had a friend who made a lot of money as a sales rep for a lighter company.

It was kind of a Bic deal.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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My dad made a lot of money off of his famous song about the number four. When he passed away, he left its rights to me.

I am the heir to his four tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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What do you call an island made of South Korean money?

Tai-won

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gelernum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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My friend made a lot of money selling viagra

I told him to keep it up!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles.

In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sekearney95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.

He said that he stopped forking around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVMixmix00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My kids are upset they’re not getting iPhones for Christmas, but I’m not made of money

And Apples don’t grow on trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.

One might say, it was Lucrative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Only a man who has made money invests,

Has earned the right to be called an expert in underwear sales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansSad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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You know, you see all these famous people who paid good money to have a bust made in their likeness..

Some might say they're getting a head of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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My girlfriend and I are going out on a date tomorrow and I told her I would pay for the whole thing if I were made of money.

Girlfriend (Being Cute): Wait, you aren't made of money?

Me: No, just my eyes.

Girlfriend: ??

Me: Their my cents of sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentBronson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Will Ferrell says he is quiting acting because his past work has already made him enough money.

He is elf sufficient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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My dad made a lot of money.

He was counterfeiting .

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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